Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Sep 18, 2013 8:21:54 am PDT #5636 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I had kielbasa with peppers and grilled broccoli for lunch. I dropped some of it in my lap. I don't recommend that part.

Happy birthday, erika!


tommyrot - Sep 18, 2013 8:25:25 am PDT #5637 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My sister and her GF are getting married on my sister's birthday, Sept. 30. Since there's no marriage equality in Wisconsin they're tying the knot in Dubuque.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 18, 2013 8:28:19 am PDT #5638 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Someone tell me what I want for lunch.

Falafel pita and babaganoush.


§ ita § - Sep 18, 2013 9:06:52 am PDT #5639 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tres weird. I decided to get in my Christmas hols request before new boss, just to see if it can be taken care of, and buy the ticket home, because better sooner than later, and it's clearly not sooner, AGAIN. Will create tickler to buy ticket home no later than August next year, since the cheapest I could find has a business class leg in it (which is nice, but not economical, really).

I decided to pick Economy Comfort seats for the other three legs because I'm grumpy and just pay the extra money, because fuck it.

Zero additional cost for bulkhead all the way through...both trips are 13 hours or shorter...BUT I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL CHECKED BAGS ON THE WAY BACK and that is unduly incensing.

The human brain is just determined to be pissy about something. Well, mine is.


Amy - Sep 18, 2013 9:24:45 am PDT #5640 of 30000
Because books.

Oh, Dad. I get an email from him, subject line: CALL ME ASAP PLEASE, and my heart starts pounding.

The problem? He forgot to thaw out chicken breasts like Mom asked him to, so he needs one of us to go get some and bring them to him before she gets home from work (and she has the car). SO HE WON'T GET IN TROUBLE.

I told him I thought it was a REAL emergency, and he said in that case he wouldn't have said "please".


Jesse - Sep 18, 2013 9:25:09 am PDT #5641 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

DAD.


Amy - Sep 18, 2013 9:26:16 am PDT #5642 of 30000
Because books.

Right?!

Of course, the reason he emailed is because he left his cell phone in the car, and he doesn't know either of our cell numbers off the top of his head (or he could have called from their house phone).

::headdesk::


§ ita § - Sep 18, 2013 9:27:01 am PDT #5643 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

CALL ME ASAP PLEASE FREAK OUT

That's how you will tell the difference.

@@ -> parents netiquette.


Amy - Sep 18, 2013 9:34:18 am PDT #5644 of 30000
Because books.

AH! I get it now!

It's so awful that you have to buy plane tickets in August to go at CHRISTMAS and get a decent price.


Burrell - Sep 18, 2013 9:35:53 am PDT #5645 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, erika!