Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Aug 24, 2013 12:27:50 pm PDT #3425 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I went for a run and did some laundry and got my hair cut, and now I'm camped on the kitchen table, doing QA on a report that desperately needs some consistency. And my feet hurt: apparently my plantar fasciitis is back, damn it.

Which is not good, because I need to be able to train: I'm going to Kilimanjaro in January, and I have no desire to embarrass myself or my brother.


Cashmere - Aug 24, 2013 12:28:31 pm PDT #3426 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Now I need to go clean out my toaster.

I just made an ice cream cake for my daughter's birthday. It's in the freezer. I realize this still puts me several levels below Kat and Cash in terms of birthday cakes, but I'm feeling pretty proud right now.

And you should be proud. I don't know that I could finish an ice cream cake. Mostly because I would eat all the ice cream.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 24, 2013 12:45:27 pm PDT #3427 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita !, this is best I can do because of subscription shit at the web site, but if it's any help at all I hope...

[link]

I hope. So much.


Theodosia - Aug 24, 2013 1:04:45 pm PDT #3428 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The up side of the prep is that I'm actually under a doctor's orders to avoid vegetables. Okay, for the next two days, but still.


msbelle - Aug 24, 2013 1:46:05 pm PDT #3429 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Well I worked my first Saturday and here are the things I learned that no one had told me about:

1) Drivers' log book goes in their lounge after shipping ends.
2) I was not only working this Saturday I was the official on-call person which means the following
3) on-call person sends a morning update an hour into Saturday shipping.
4) on-call person also sends an end-of shift update when the main terminal is done with shipping and gives update on terminal 2 even if they are not done.
5) on-call person is on-call (phones forwarded to you BBerry) from FRIDAY NIGHT THROUGH MONDAY MORNING and EVERY NIGHT UNTIL THE NEXT FRIDAY!!!!!
6) on-call person is responsible for doing the daily order of product we ship (have never done or been trained on this)
7) on-call person compiles the orders for the next day and makes the driver and foreman schedule.
8) on-call person leaves the schedule message on the phones (again never done or been trained, do not even know how to call in for it myself).

They are such HORRIBLE trainers at this new job.


-t - Aug 24, 2013 1:56:04 pm PDT #3430 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ugh, I hate when no one tells you what your job includes. That is a lot of stuff with no training or information!


Theodosia - Aug 24, 2013 2:02:38 pm PDT #3431 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oy, msbelle!

Does anybody think I will be bending the 'clear foods' rule if I include a couple jellybeans (as long as they're not red or pink or purple, which has dreaded DYE in them), as they're virtually pure sugar?


Ginger - Aug 24, 2013 2:19:29 pm PDT #3432 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I want to eat it, not just ingest the style, I need to work through it, identify the pictures that achieve what I want to work on ... where he has the darkest plane in the middle of the picture, and that's often where the centre of focus is.

You might want to take a look at Norman Lindsay and Roy Krenkel. I've watched Roy work out the layout of a drawing by starting with the center focus in some detail, then drawing outlines of the rest of the pieces to work out the balance of light and dark. (Then he'd fill page after page of sketches of bits of the drawing he was convinced he hadn't perfected, pulling out references and muttering things like, "Remington got wagon wheels, damn it. How did he do it?")


msbelle - Aug 24, 2013 2:20:08 pm PDT #3433 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

theo, why not just sugar water?


msbelle - Aug 24, 2013 2:21:48 pm PDT #3434 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ION the sentence "what kind of drunk ass wagon circus is this" is stuck in my head. from where no idea. my brain is like a merry go round things just get stuck there.