Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Aug 23, 2013 10:09:55 am PDT #3354 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Why would a haircut be cause to cry?

Oh, you sweet, innocent lamb.


le nubian - Aug 23, 2013 10:11:40 am PDT #3355 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I just read a tweet that said: "now I understand the controversy and the warnings: Ghazi is Arabic for Batman"


Dana - Aug 23, 2013 10:16:05 am PDT #3356 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Why would a haircut be cause to cry?

Have you never watched What Not to Wear? Or America's Next Top Model? Makeovers are never successful for Tyra unless someone has a breakdown.


shrift - Aug 23, 2013 10:28:45 am PDT #3357 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm just happy when a women gets a makeover and she DOESN'T fret about how her husband will react.


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2013 10:29:38 am PDT #3358 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Guys with Fancy Lady Hair: [link] (Yup, very gender-normative, but I still giggled at it. Mostly because I have successfully put Tim's long Thor hair in a French twist using 3 glow sticks as hair sticks: [link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 23, 2013 10:33:33 am PDT #3359 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh, you sweet, innocent lamb.

I can see why the horrible results of one might be cause to cry after the fact (hey, I've gotten a no-sideburns monstrosity that gave me an unfortunate resemblance to Moe Howard on one occasion), but beforehand at just the prospect? I thought only toddlers did that.


EpicTangent - Aug 23, 2013 10:41:37 am PDT #3360 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Matt, women are can be very emotionally attached to their hair. I was sick of my waist-length hair for about 2 years before I was finally ready to cut it (and have now, sorta accidentally, grown it back out again). If somebody had cut it before I felt ready, I would have wept buckets - as it was I think I misted up a bit.


Jessica - Aug 23, 2013 10:46:32 am PDT #3361 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was sick of my waist-length hair for about 2 years before I was finally ready to cut it

Oh yeah, that was me. (And then I went way overboard the other way and was addicted to pixie cuts for about ten years. And now it's long again. But chopping it off that first time was a HUGE deal.)

"now I understand the controversy and the warnings: Ghazi is Arabic for Batman"

HA!


Burrell - Aug 23, 2013 10:47:59 am PDT #3362 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I just made an ice cream cake for my daughter's birthday. It's in the freezer. I realize this still puts me several levels below Kat and Cash in terms of birthday cakes, but I'm feeling pretty proud right now.


Dana - Aug 23, 2013 10:53:31 am PDT #3363 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Why is it that when hotels assure you that you won't be charged for a thing (internet access), it invariably shows up on the bill anyway?