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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 09, 2014 10:26:19 am PDT #29500 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oof, David. So hard.

It's either an RV or a trailer--in our case it was a trailer--that's been outfitted with a long couch on one side and about 4 wide screen tvs on the other, plus various game systems. Like a rolling arcade. It could easily seat 16 kids and let them all play at once.

Wow, that sounds really cool.

the cake my mom's friend will make for their party will be vegan and wheat-free

The modern world! Because I bet it will also be delicious, and I don't know how!


Burrell - Jun 09, 2014 10:34:39 am PDT #29501 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'd definitely recommend it, especially for someone like me, who is easily flustered by party planning.

The modern world! Because I bet it will also be delicious, and I don't know how!

I've made vegan chocolate cake and it was delicious and easy peasy, and I've made gluten-free cupcakes that were delicious too. I'm guessing that combining the two is trickier but no less tasty.


-t - Jun 09, 2014 10:38:56 am PDT #29502 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Honestly, I grew up with vegan chocolate cake, because my mom is like that, and just think that's normal. And it may not be so much wheat-free as spelt, which is a pretty easy substitution. But still, she offered out of the goodness of her heart to make a free professional-quality cake and we're all "Great! Here are our weird requirements..." and she's still in.

It'll have whipped cream frosting which my mom reserves the right to scrape off. Compromise.


-t - Jun 09, 2014 10:46:29 am PDT #29503 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Unrelatedly: the leftover pork chop I had for lunch might have been more delicious than when I first cooked them. I love when that happens.


Calli - Jun 09, 2014 10:47:46 am PDT #29504 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I want to eat all the chocolate right now. I know it's stress. The last time I had chocolate it didn't even taste that great. And yet. Homemade chocolate chip cookies are calling my name.


Burrell - Jun 09, 2014 10:53:09 am PDT #29505 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Dang now I want cake. I even have some in the fridge, but I'll need to wait to cut into it. Turns out I made a wee spare cake.


Hil R. - Jun 09, 2014 11:06:30 am PDT #29506 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The vegan wheat-free cakes I've tried have usually been a bit denser and drier than I like, but I've had a few good ones. I once saw someone trying to find a vegan, wheat-free, oil-free, sugar-free cake. I wasn't quite sure what could go into it that would still make it a cake.


tommyrot - Jun 09, 2014 11:14:04 am PDT #29507 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rice cakes!


Jesse - Jun 09, 2014 11:21:45 am PDT #29508 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, I just realized that I grew up making a cake that actually is vegan (assuming sugar is vegan), but not billed as such! But it's the oil and sugar that make it good. And the cocoa.


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2014 11:22:33 am PDT #29509 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I once saw someone trying to find a vegan, wheat-free, oil-free, sugar-free cake. I wasn't quite sure what could go into it that would still make it a cake.

Did "sugar-free" encompass honey and/or dates, or was it just refined sugar? Because I've seen some recipes for cakes made with dates but no refined sugar. (I have no idea if they would be any good, because I've never tried them, because as much as I *should* give up sugar, I still bake with it.)