I want my phone to cheer for me without having to do anything to earn it. I'd suggest that somebody write a viral blog post about how lazy and entitled my generation is, but these days it seems to be my generation that's writing all that bullshit.
Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?
'Selfless'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - May 30, 2014 8:33:54 am PDT #28795 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ginger - May 30, 2014 8:36:58 am PDT #28796 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I need some device that will nag me without any input from me.
flea - May 30, 2014 8:47:46 am PDT #28797 of 30000
information libertarian
Ginger, I could marry you... well, it works for mr. flea.
Ginger - May 30, 2014 8:52:11 am PDT #28798 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Sounds good to me.
Burrell - May 30, 2014 8:54:20 am PDT #28799 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
flea made me snort. And I'm in public too. Bad flea!
DH & I are doing a complicated car transfer as we are mostly down to just the one car right now. Since it involves an iced Americano and free wifi, I'm good with this.
msbelle - May 30, 2014 8:56:26 am PDT #28800 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am slightly less stabinaty today.
I know I will feel better if I can through some of the piles on my desk.
Ginger - May 30, 2014 9:13:24 am PDT #28801 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Back in the dark ages when I was a newspaper reporter, stories were literally spiked on these lethal contraptions made by sticking a l ong nail into a pool of lead from the linotype machine. I had one on my desk for messages. I think of this when someone goes all stabbity.
EpicTangent - May 30, 2014 9:17:45 am PDT #28802 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
"Please do not fold or spindle the messenger."
Beverly - May 30, 2014 9:50:48 am PDT #28803 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Yes, I frequently post cheezy affirmations on my Tumblr. My favorite at the moment is, "Does this need to be said? Does this need to be said right now? Does this need to be said by me?"
It saves me from a lot of pointless arguments that just don't get started.
I took a step back on Tumblr on the #yesallwomen, too. Advocacy is one thing, self-care is another.
My dad had one of those bill spikes. I refused to use it, always convinced I'd run it though my hand--and as uncoordinated as I am, I probably would have.
Clogged toilet has been plunged and is now running well. All the windows and doors are open because it's glorious and sunny here. It will probably be too hot in the house by midday.
flea - May 30, 2014 9:58:30 am PDT #28804 of 30000
information libertarian
My god people are stressy about passports today. And passing their stress along to the poor innocent minions in my office.