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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 29, 2014 8:35:26 am PDT #28699 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Since I work on the couch in an ergonomically horrifically manner, I can see an array of dinosaurs marching across the top of the TV (all of which were sneaked into the wedding reception and strategically placed on tables, gifts, etc., by Tim's best friend, who did one of the readings, which was a dinosaur-based reading [he really went all out; he even bought a dinosaur-shaped earring and wore it as a tie pin, which he later gave me]).

So I've got dinosaurs watching over me right now, which is reassuring.

t edit Dinosaurs on parade: [link]

Plus there's always Kato, who is 110% my mental-health therapy dog, even if he is unconscious a large part of the time.


Jesse - May 29, 2014 9:45:27 am PDT #28700 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(all of which were sneaked into the wedding reception and strategically placed on tables, gifts, etc., by Tim's best friend, who did one of the readings, which was a dinosaur-based reading [he really went all out; he even bought a dinosaur-shaped earring and wore it as a tie pin, which he later gave me]).

Aw, that's sweet.

I have a gnome my grandfather carved on my desk to keep me company.

Difficult meeting was fine! Perhaps mostly because I think the person who has an issue with me is nonconfrontational, but whatever.


-t - May 29, 2014 9:51:03 am PDT #28701 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hooray for that!

You know what I absofuckinglutely needed today? Communists. I never know when those stealthy bastards are going to invade anymore, and I was unprepared.


Jesse - May 29, 2014 10:16:34 am PDT #28702 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ah ha ha! I am aware that the hormones have been half of my problem this week, and actually should be prepared since I'm pretty sure the Red Army will invade tomorrow.


-t - May 29, 2014 10:19:14 am PDT #28703 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If I can't do anything else, I make a pretty good cautionary tale.


shrift - May 29, 2014 11:00:41 am PDT #28704 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

-t, even when you know the Communist invasion is imminent, sometimes you still can be unprepared for the all-out engagement of hostilities that lead to stain remover errands.


Connie Neil - May 29, 2014 11:05:36 am PDT #28705 of 30000
brillig

It has been several months since the Communists have shown themselves in my neck of the woods. Perhaps my formidable defenses have persuaded them that I'm not worth the effort. Perhaps I should declare VC Day, Victory over the Communists.


-t - May 29, 2014 11:25:14 am PDT #28706 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That is true, shrift. True security is elusive despite all precautions.


juliana - May 29, 2014 11:29:42 am PDT #28707 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

-t, even when you know the Communist invasion is imminent, sometimes you still can be unprepared for the all-out engagement of hostilities that lead to stain remover errands.

Very true. I am living proof of that this month. Damn Communists.


meara - May 29, 2014 11:33:08 am PDT #28708 of 30000

Damn Commies! Though mine were fairly cooperative this month, timing-wise.

I am so irked by the people I'm working with today. They are idiots who haven't done anything I asked. And it's hard to keep the "omg why is this so hard for you???" Tone out of my voice. And then they're pissy. Argh.