Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Jul 25, 2013 6:33:09 am PDT #284 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Go Maria Go!

t shakes pompoms

I'm irrationally proud of myself for continuing to get up at o-dark-thirty to run with my sister twice a week, even though I'm unemployed. And since I'm up so early, I put a load in the wash and made a cake for book club tonight. What I should do now is take a box of books to the post office to mail...


Zenkitty - Jul 25, 2013 7:03:36 am PDT #285 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's a pleasant 75degF here! Still a little hot for me, but after temps in the 90s, I ain't complaining.

The earthmovers are still working in the formerly vacant lot nearby. The house rattles and the cats hide. They start at 7am and stop at 5pm. At least they're punctual and consistent. I wonder if this is doing subtle damage to the structure of the houses around the construction site. In five years will I find a crack in my foundation?


Jesse - Jul 25, 2013 7:06:51 am PDT #286 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This morning, I have made popsicles, dill pickles, and pickled beets. For lunch, I'm going to make a hot sandwich of fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, and pesto. I wish I had better bread in the house, but not enough to go get any. Next up, zucchini bread! Probably yellow squash bread, I guess. I can't believe it's cool enough to bake.


shrift - Jul 25, 2013 8:18:40 am PDT #287 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Has anyone ordered T-shirts from welovefine.com? I'm trying to figure out how large I need to go to fit my boobs.

Signed,
Needs a Hawkguy T-shirt


Burrell - Jul 25, 2013 8:39:03 am PDT #288 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sending tons of job~ma to Maria!

Jesse, you are making me hungry, and I've already had breakfast.


Burrell - Jul 25, 2013 8:45:24 am PDT #289 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm not getting how those photos of strangers is supposed to be unsettling. They just look like people posing for a photograph.


Jesse - Jul 25, 2013 8:48:21 am PDT #290 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Burrell, it's almost time for lunch! OK, not quite.


shrift - Jul 25, 2013 8:54:05 am PDT #291 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

These NuvaRing commercials drive me bonkers. I'm not sure who their target demographic is, but clearly I'm not it. I guess it's repressed women who only can talk about their lady parts with euphemisms and vague hand waves down there? Perhaps I've been warped by fandom, but we're not afraid to have frank conversations about anything and the only things that get shushed and whispered about are spoilers.

This probably explains why we frequently traumatize all the tables around us when we're at restaurants.


Jesse - Jul 25, 2013 8:56:31 am PDT #292 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

At the baby shower the other day, my table-section of four spent pretty much the whole time talking about periods and birth control. If not there, then where?? But it was probably just as well that the acoustics in the room were terrible.


Hil R. - Jul 25, 2013 8:57:18 am PDT #293 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

These NuvaRing commercials drive me bonkers. I'm not sure who their target demographic is, but clearly I'm not it. I guess it's repressed women who only can talk about their lady parts with euphemisms and vague hand waves down there? Perhaps I've been warped by fandom, but we're not afraid to have frank conversations about anything and the only things that get shushed and whispered about are spoilers.

The one that drives me nuts is the one for the Pandora charm bracelet. There are two women sitting and talk about the bracelet that one of them is wearing. The non-bracelet woman asks about each bead, and the bracelet woman explains that the surfboard is from a trip to Hawaii, the soccer ball is because she's a soccer mom, and so on. Then non-bracelet woman points to another and says, "What about this one?" and bracelet woman says, "It's called the Red Hot Love Bead." And then there's an awkward silence, and she says, "I said too much, didn't I?"