This one has to be my favorite:
An issue has been fixed that caused Unicorns to lose their special powers when using the Make All Happy cheat.
Buffy: How was school today? Dawn: The usual. A big square building filled with boredom and despair.
Buffy: Just how I remember it.
'The Killer In Me'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - May 14, 2014 5:48:23 am PDT #27694 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - May 14, 2014 5:58:19 am PDT #27695 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
An issue has been fixed that caused Unicorns to lose their special powers when using the Make All Happy cheat.
So this is no longer the way real unicorns work.
Amy - May 14, 2014 6:01:50 am PDT #27696 of 30000
Because books.
I should have been playing The Sims, I guess. I had no idea there were magical laundry bears and unicorns.
-t - May 14, 2014 6:09:43 am PDT #27697 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I am Amy.
flea - May 14, 2014 6:10:21 am PDT #27698 of 30000
information libertarian
I would like a magical laundry bear, please.
I am so. tired. I was up from 2-4:30am. I work until 9 tonight and then have a big stressful work event tomorrow morning. And a big stressful school volunteer event Friday morning. Wah.
Connie Neil - May 14, 2014 7:13:47 am PDT #27699 of 30000
brillig
I wonder if there's a money-making opportunity in being a person who acts like a crazy neighbor or mutters about the drains to scare off other buyers.
When Amy and I first came out to Utah and were sharing an apartment, the landlord sent over a couple of people. We each had single bedrooms that were supposed to be doubles, so we were not wanting roomies. Fortunately, the upstairs neighbors had decided that evening was a great time to start aerobics workouts. Much laughing and loud music from upstairs.
The potential roomies looked up, appalled. "Yeah, they do that a lot," I said gravely. "Sometimes it seems like every night," Amy added.
We watched the ceiling lamp vibrate as the floor above bounced. "I try not to sit under there," I said. Amy managed to hide her snicker.
The roomies didn't move in.
Tom Scola - May 14, 2014 9:23:01 am PDT #27700 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Non-Celiac Gluten Sensitivity May Not Exist
Analyzing the data, Gibson found that each treatment diet, whether it included gluten or not, prompted subjects to report a worsening of gastrointestinal symptoms to similar degrees. Reported pain, bloating, nausea, and gas all increased over the baseline diet. Even in the second experiment, when the placebo diet was identical to the baseline diet, subjects reported a worsening of symptoms!
Laura - May 14, 2014 9:33:23 am PDT #27701 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Fortunately, the upstairs neighbors had decided that evening was a great time to start aerobics workouts.
Perfect timing! And you didn't even have to pay them.
That is a great house, flea.
Steph L. - May 14, 2014 9:34:43 am PDT #27702 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Non-Celiac Gluten Sensitivity May Not Exist
I read that earlier. It's not exactly medical news that FODMAPS can cause GI problems, but it's interesting that gluten might just be one of a handful of problematic foods.
Hil R. - May 14, 2014 9:34:44 am PDT #27703 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I overheard a student on campus saying something like, "Yeah, I'm tired all the time, and my hair is all dry. Maybe I should stop eating gluten."