No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - May 09, 2014 6:29:15 am PDT #27297 of 30000
information libertarian

Burrell, my sister in lice! We came up with lice on Dillo again/still yesterday.


Amy - May 09, 2014 6:32:15 am PDT #27298 of 30000
Because books.

I'm so sorry about the house, flea.

Off to Costco to purchase dog bed number 8.

What did Darby do to the other seven?


Dana - May 09, 2014 6:46:59 am PDT #27299 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Boo, flea.

There's a guy who got drafted in the NFL last night whose name is "Ha Ha Clinton-Dix."


Sparky1 - May 09, 2014 6:48:02 am PDT #27300 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

What did Darby do to the other seven?

I picture her perched on top of all of them, whining that she can still feel the pea.


-t - May 09, 2014 6:49:42 am PDT #27301 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That reminds me - I got the rabbits (tentatively named Lucy & Ethel although I still cannot tell which is which) a little tunnel thingy made of Timothy grass thinking they might like a burrow. They have completely dismantled it and either eaten it or tossed it out of the cage (they have tossed a lot of hay out of their cage, but I think they also eat it, although they haven't touched the hay that is in actual feeders for their convenience). And I got them a little cave made of similar stuff that was a little sturdier and looked cozier to me that arrived a few days after the tunnel thingy. It's only half dismantled. Of the cardboard box that the rescue org had given them as a litter box or whatever, only some duct tape remains.


-t - May 09, 2014 6:51:03 am PDT #27302 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

She needs one of these poking out of the bottom: [link]


flea - May 09, 2014 7:10:37 am PDT #27303 of 30000
information libertarian

There's a guy who got drafted in the NFL last night whose name is "Ha Ha Clinton-Dix."

Heck, the first pick is named Jadeveon Clowney! But nobody will top my football name favorite, Barkevious Mingo.

I picture her [Darby] perched on top of all of them, whining that she can still feel the pea.

Like.


flea - May 09, 2014 7:13:37 am PDT #27304 of 30000
information libertarian

Upon research, I learn that Mr. Clinton-Dix's legal name is Ha'Sean, but he is universally known as Ha Ha.


hippocampus - May 09, 2014 7:19:31 am PDT #27305 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I'm sorry about the house, flea.


§ ita § - May 09, 2014 7:53:32 am PDT #27306 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I urge everyone here to read the entries on this website and repent their society-destroying ways. It's not too late for America! It's not too late for the world!

(I know Poe's Law, but this is way too detailed.)