Oh, dear. I am unprepared for these oatmeal chocolate cranberry (low gly) cookies. What are the symptoms of oatmeal poisoning?
Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2014 9:07:26 am PDT #25853 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
hippocampus - Apr 22, 2014 9:11:31 am PDT #25854 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
all the health~ma, Maria
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2014 9:22:43 am PDT #25855 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
All my good-health-for-dads vibes are going to your dad, Maria.
What are the symptoms of oatmeal poisoning?
Happiness? Pooping on the regular? Begin to look like the guy on the Quaker Oat container?
Tom Scola - Apr 22, 2014 9:30:29 am PDT #25856 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
What are the symptoms of oatmeal poisoning?
Scottish accent.
Sue - Apr 22, 2014 9:34:58 am PDT #25857 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Hahaha! The surgery gods are laughing at my family this week. My nephew has to travel to Halifax for surgery to try to repair a severed tendon tomorrow, my sister (not his mom) has sinus surgery on Thursday in their town. Today my dad got a call that his long-awaited corneal transplant is going to happen Thursday in Halifax. At least my bro and family are already on the way here, so they can transport my dad. But my sister has to have someone with her after the surgery, so that's my other sister's job. And I get to be my dad's caretaker. And possibly my mom's, since she's got dementia and can't be left alone. Yikes!
Jesse - Apr 22, 2014 9:39:14 am PDT #25858 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ay yai yai, Sue! Good luck with all of that.
And best of luck to your father, Maria.
Sue - Apr 22, 2014 9:40:29 am PDT #25859 of 30000
hip deep in pie
It's like a game of Tetris with people, trying to figure out who's going to be where and who can do what.
Dana - Apr 22, 2014 10:09:21 am PDT #25860 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Oh, thank god, the internet is back. The fucking landscapers managed to cut the cable Monday morning, because fucking Comcast didn't manage to properly bury it last time they had to fix something.
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2014 10:14:59 am PDT #25861 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Stupid Comcast.
Last year I heard a story where Comcast or the gas company (I forget) had dug up someone's lawn. When they were finished they dumped the leftover dirt down a storm sewer.
lisah - Apr 22, 2014 10:22:04 am PDT #25862 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Keeping your dad in my thoughts, Maria!
I'm jealous of all the people getting to travel to exotic places for work (although I think I'd get tired of work travel pretty quick)!