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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
FB I CAN'T EVEN TODAY: my great-aunt is posting Ayn Rand quotes, and, on the other end of the spectrum, an acquaintance is hand-wringing about how to plant beans this year, because she has always made bean vine teepees and can't this year because cultural misappropriation WOE.
For one: trellis. For another: WTF, SJ WARRIOR CRAXYCAKES?!
sumi, unbelievable. That's an iPhone commercial, right there.
Dana, I judge those people for being so judgmental!
I just discovered a solid mass below my ribcage. It seems to be a "muscle". Anyone have any experience with this condition?
I have seen these 'muscle' things before. If you sit quietly and don't excite yourself, it will go away.
Zen, "muscles" are an urban legend. It's obviously an alien implant, and you should nuke it from orbit. (It's the only way to be sure.)
I just used "Don't start none, won't be none." in a work email.
Busted, but I always cite Ancient Tibetan philosophers.
Who are these people?
They are called commenters. They are on the internet. And no, they're not pretty.
I just discovered a solid mass below my ribcage. It seems to be a "muscle". Anyone have any experience with this condition?
They are made of pain.
April 15th really only applies if you owe taxes.
And even then you can pay an estimate and file the actual taxes later. Er, not that I would have first hand knowledge or anything. Er. Which is to say, don't worry Dana, right there with you.
Husband, somewhat wistfully: "Maybe it's time for an accountant next year."
Colin's girlfriend is a tax accountant. I think I might as well pay her, except I'd feel like a FOAF is going through my dirty underwear.
Oh what, like Colin doesn't know about your dirty underwear? I mean, metaphorically speaking.