I have made it known to all my friends that I will do my utmost to disrupt any pranks or practical jokes I become aware of. And that they do not amuse me. The majority of them have been thinly veiled opportunities for cruelty, and I am no fan of the perpetrators of such.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2014 10:10:55 am PDT #24204 of 30000
brillig
juliana - Apr 01, 2014 10:16:33 am PDT #24205 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
DON'T MARRY AN IMPROVISER, FOLKS.
Words to live by.
True & Co. had a cute thing where they replaced all of the sizing with kittens today. That was fun. And fuzzy. Looking.
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2014 10:18:56 am PDT #24206 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm loving the Google+ thing about David Hasselhoff photobombing pictures. That should be a real thing.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2014 10:22:00 am PDT #24207 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And that they do not amuse me. The majority of them have been thinly veiled opportunities for cruelty, and I am no fan of the perpetrators of such.
This.
Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2014 10:26:23 am PDT #24208 of 30000
brillig
Not an April Fool's.
Salt Lake business owners promote gay marriage with new ‘Hummussexual’ shirt
They run a hummus shop and they're one of three couples who have brought the marriage equality suit in Utah. There's a link to the shirt in the story
msbelle - Apr 01, 2014 10:48:14 am PDT #24209 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
That should possibly on goodstuff to get the shirt to a larger audience who would buy it.
I might need that shirt, in fact.
ION - after my mess ups (really mess ups from Saturday that had repercussions today) I have kinda kicked ass. I got my month-end closing stuff in and had no errors, I reconciled my p-card charges, and I paid a stack of bills.
My desk is still a disaster zone though so I am trying to figure out what task would clear the most off of it.
EpicTangent - Apr 01, 2014 10:56:47 am PDT #24210 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Small bonfire?
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2014 10:59:50 am PDT #24211 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal has the best Snow White quote ever!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
-t - Apr 01, 2014 11:10:27 am PDT #24212 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Today was the maiden voyage of my Lunch Crockpot. I watrmed up broccoli soup. SO far, two thumbs up - easy to carry in, warmed up the soup more satisfactorily than the microwave, and cleaned up easy. The inner, um, bucket thingy can supposedly go back and forth with me to bring more food in while the outer heating element &c. stays here at the office. I'm not sure if the design is really good for that, but I'll give it a try.
P.M. Marc - Apr 01, 2014 11:12:07 am PDT #24213 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jilli, had you seen this yet? [link]
(I will be very sad if this turns out to be an elaborate April Fool's joke.)