Hipster Zeus makes me think too much about Disco Stu. Shudder.
It is unpossible that Mac is in junior high.
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Aug 13, 2013 11:57:32 am PDT #2376 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
le nubian - Aug 13, 2013 11:59:42 am PDT #2377 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
msbelle, WOW.
Scrappy - Aug 13, 2013 12:00:06 pm PDT #2378 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Jr High! No WAY.
Amy - Aug 13, 2013 12:03:56 pm PDT #2379 of 30000
Because books.
I could have sworn mac was, like, ten. At most.
And I'm going to have a junior, too, Suzi! Hold me.
Hipster Zeus looks older than 47.
Yeah, I want to add at least six years.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2013 12:10:17 pm PDT #2380 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hipster Zeus looks older than 47
You think a porn lifestyle doesn't age a man? When did Ron Jeremy not look over 40?
(No point giving me pictures. I've seen them. Over 40 is me being polite.)
Jesse - Aug 13, 2013 12:10:35 pm PDT #2381 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's the white beard, mostly, I think.
le nubian - Aug 13, 2013 12:18:32 pm PDT #2382 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
it isn't just the white beard tho. I looked at his birth year, and I am 3 years younger and I hope I don't look that old.
Juliebird - Aug 13, 2013 12:19:13 pm PDT #2383 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Met new boss lady for realz today. We bonded over Doctor Who and Sherlock. She has Ten as her iPhone wallpaper. I feel really great about her (and not because of her geekiness, that's just a bonus).
Amy - Aug 13, 2013 12:20:09 pm PDT #2384 of 30000
Because books.
Yeah, Stephen's been mostly gray since he was in his '30s, and he's 48 now and doesn't look as old as Hipster Zeus.
Although, of course, I view him through the eyes of love.
le nubian - Aug 13, 2013 12:20:39 pm PDT #2385 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
as you SHOULD.