Okay, how is this:

"I wanted to point out that, while I think Casper not playing is an okay solution for our family, I'm upset that only the girls were considered "problematic" in the situation of a a team with too many players - only the girls were asked to move to a team from another school. Casper's been playing on co-ed, mostly boys teams, for 3 seasons with League at School. For her the whole point of soccer is playing with her friends. Last spring she was asked to play down (because of her late birthday) to make up numbers so 2 teams could be fielded, she agreed, and she didn't like it. If there are 18 kids signed up at the Striker level and you can only play 16, why not ask ALL the kids if they'd be willing to play for another school, not just the girls? Why were the girls chosen to be the sacrifices to "solve the problem"? Isn't this the sort of thing that causes girls to leave sports in the first place? I'm disappointed in how this was handled."

In the Greater Salt Lake area, rain barrels are illegal. All Ur Rain Are Belong to Us, says the government, unless it's falling on the earth. No runoff can be collected.

If your district has a consent decree in place, flea, it might be a Title IX violation. If you wanted to go that route.

That's great, flea.

Grace failed her sleep study in February. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty certain it's no good.

That's awesome, flea. Stand up!

I would be enraged. And I think your response is good.

Yeah, that's right on, flea.

Thanks for the backup, guys. It's hard, because this guy's job is pretty thankless (and unpaid, natch), but come on, dudebro. Girls can be friends with boys and want to play with them.

How do you fail a sleep study? What were they testing for?