Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Feb 20, 2014 6:47:17 am PST #20492 of 30000

Uh oh Brenda--that's no good!! Sending some calm-ma.

I keep feeling like I'm forgetting something hugely important. Like pants. (Note, I'm wearing a dress, so I am not, in fact, wearing pants, but). As if I'm going to show up in the entirely wrong city today, or something. I don't know what this freaky feeling is about. Stop, weird feeling!! I remembered moms birthday on Tuesday already!!


Jessica - Feb 20, 2014 7:07:00 am PST #20493 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Internet and AC power on the Acela train! Truly, we live in a golden age*.

*That is, we would if the internet didn't keep crapping out. Oh well, at least it's free.


Consuela - Feb 20, 2014 7:41:24 am PST #20494 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Many {{scrappy-hugs}} from this end of the state. And congratulations to amych's dad, way to go!

I'm back from Colorado, which was beautiful and filled with my adorable nephews. I am sore and bruised--don't remember the last time I skiied four days in a row.

On the down side, Dad removed his elastics again, couldn't put them back in, and at least once went out for lunch for a meal that he could chew. There is not enough facepalm in the world.

On the up side, some local friends got together and gave me a gift certificate to a really posh spa in Berkeley, so at some point in the next few weeks I will get a massage.

On the down side, my hot water heater isn't working.

On the up side, I have some freelance work that will cover the cost of going to Colorado in the first place.

On the down side, my house smells of dog. Woof.


meara - Feb 20, 2014 8:05:11 am PST #20495 of 30000

On the down side, Dad removed his elastics again, couldn't put them back in, and at least once went out for lunch for a meal that he could chew. There is not enough facepalm in the world.

OMG Dad-of-Suela, why????

Meanwhile, work frustration: we are having an important check of our system and needed everyone to call their patients and confirm if they were alive. Easy enough. I came out here literally to do one thing: check that they have a note saying "I called so and so and he is alive on this date". They had put that info into our database and I came to check it and..."oh, you need that? Oh, she must not have put it down, I'll have to give it to you later and by the way I haven't been able to log in for a week but didn't bother to call you or the Helpdesk, so I can't make any changes today either". OMG WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR YOU??


meara - Feb 20, 2014 8:05:12 am PST #20496 of 30000

Steph L. - Feb 20, 2014 9:27:50 am PST #20497 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The winner for "Most Ironic Headline" (or maybe "Most Ironically Named Bar") goes to: "Man Stabbed with Samurai Sword at No Drama Lounge."

If you name your bar "No Drama Lounge," you are just BEGGING for people to get stabbed with samurai swords.


NoiseDesign - Feb 20, 2014 9:39:35 am PST #20498 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I am in Belfast! Now I just need to be awake for a few more hours to try to combat the dreaded jet lag.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 20, 2014 9:54:40 am PST #20499 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You know, you just don't see enough headlines about being stabbed with a samurai sword.


shrift - Feb 20, 2014 10:17:02 am PST #20500 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

During the Olympics Women's Ice Hockey Gold Final, I was on a conference call with Canadians while exchanging tweets with a Canadian friend who was on a conference call with Americans.


Sue - Feb 20, 2014 10:20:12 am PST #20501 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I hope the Canadians gloated politely.

Our interwebs have been slow with everyone watching online.