Oh my god, ita! That was the last thing you need.

ION, my book club is doing The Great Gatsby this month, and I've never read it. So I just got it, and one page in I don't think I can deal with Nick. Should I stick with it or not bother?

In excellent news, my mother and I are getting our massages this afternoon.

Well that's just an uncalled for addition to the suck. I'm sorry, ita.

I have a few friends lined up to see the perseids around 2am tomorrow, but it looks like we might have too much cloud cover. Oh well.

Good god, ita, that is just ridiculous.

Jesse, approach the characters as you would one of your reality show characters. I can't say any of them are likable, but some are tragically pitiable.

Someone used my cleavage as a launchpad this morning. It's not pretty. It will sting in the pool.

This morning is rough. On the upside, I got 8 hours of sleep. On the downside, maybe not enough. Market done, but I need a shower now and errands need doing.

Jesus, ita, I'm sorry. Dang.

sarameg, it took me a minute to figure out that someone was probably feline.

ita, we need to wrap you in extra think bubble wrap! I hope you heal quickly.

Good Christ, ita ! I'm so sorry. Healing~ma all around for you.

Sara, it will also sting if you sweat. I know this for a fact. Silly cats.

I just had the hardest time trying to figure out how to return some stuff to Lands' End. I had the original box, but no packing tape. I ended up sending it Priority, which was like a buck fifty more than their pre-paid return, but I didn't have to buy tape. Whatever, I'm taking the moral victory of returning two things I got on super discount, because if I ever wear either of them, it would be a mistake.

Yikes ita! Quick-healing vibes to you.

Oh jeez, ita, I am so sorry.. Late this afternoon, if you need me to bring food or stuff like that, let me know. We have a soccer meeting, but after that I can help.

Thanks, Kat. Let me think through my fridge. I was planning to shop today, but I hadn't planned what to shop for yet.

Thanks, all of you guys. Yesterday was pretty ridiculous, and then it was ridiculouser. I honestly didn't expect to be able to do all that just standing up to walk across the room, but my experience shows that's more dangerous to me than the martial arts ever were.