Bunnies frighten me.

Anya ,'Help'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Aug 07, 2013 4:30:31 am PDT #1631 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well poop Sue, all of that sounds like a giant SUCK. Is there anything local this weekend that you could go do?


sarameg - Aug 07, 2013 4:32:59 am PDT #1632 of 30000

I may be slightly irrational in my judgement of this person as, in her zealotry in saving the planet from the rest of us environmental and criminal masses, has turned the lights off on me in the bathroom. Which has no windows or other light sources. It's fucking dark in there. With sharp corners.

Some people just make me want to go mow down a rainforest and set fire to styrofoam, I swear. And possibly mug people.

flea, I vote you bring scones to the wedding. And laugh and laugh.


msbelle - Aug 07, 2013 4:34:49 am PDT #1633 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

As a naturally paranoid person and then with added anxiety, I have no patience for the everything is scary people. I mean, I do have some patience because mac is an everything is scary person, but I treat it with sarcasm and mockery with a light touch. I mean, the ridiculousness of having 5 locks locked on our back door each night is RIDIC.


brenda m - Aug 07, 2013 4:43:25 am PDT #1634 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And possibly mug people.

Just make sure to do it in the suburbs.


sarameg - Aug 07, 2013 4:51:11 am PDT #1635 of 30000

And now Chatty Thing got in.

I think I just hate everything today. Good thing I have lots of meetings, right?


Sue - Aug 07, 2013 4:52:24 am PDT #1636 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Is there anything local this weekend that you could go do?

I haven't looked into it. Flights, to NY, however, I have. Too bad they are so expensive at such short notice. I wish I could drive b/c I would just find a rural B&B somewhere and go veg.


Strix - Aug 07, 2013 4:53:36 am PDT #1637 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My co-workers claw my thighs and poop in the hallway. And they really never accomplish anything; they're very lazy.

Of course, they're CATS.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2013 4:56:40 am PDT #1638 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you're a person who has to create business documents it should only take you a year or two _tops_ to work out how good your spelling may or may not be. If it's the sort of spelling that isn't fixed with a re-read, spell check. If it is the sort of spelling that is fixed with a re-read, SPELL CHECK. What the fuck does it cost you?

No document should get to me that can't pass a spell check. I should be looking for grammar issues and heterographic homophones. Stuff that doesn't get a red or green wiggly, that's for sure.


Strix - Aug 07, 2013 5:11:35 am PDT #1639 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I often wished wistfully for a rubber stamp that said "SPELLCHECK MOTHERFUCKERS!" when I was teaching. High school AND college.

Jesus. Just run the program.


Jesse - Aug 07, 2013 5:15:16 am PDT #1640 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, does anyone know how you find someone to run an estate sale?