Cool scroll news.

more than 80 bronze and marble statues of the highest quality, including one of Pan having sex with a goat.

This part made me laugh though. Apparently goat fucking was the high quality stuff. Sheep fucking was for peasants, one assumes.

Isn't Pan part goat?

Sheep fucking is for the apprentice bronzeworkers. Goat fucking? That's master's work. You can't just waltz into the studio and expect someone to hand you goat fucking on a platter; you've got to work your way up.

I wonder where all my motivation went? I have plenty to do, and no desire to do any of it.

Well, I sure don't have it. I checked.

more than 80 bronze and marble statues of the highest quality, including one of Pan having sex with a goat.

I think I've seen a photo of that statue. Well, I've seen a photo of a marble statue of Pan fucking a goat; it may be the same one. It was in a book called Roman Sex, highly recommended. It's gorgeous, anyway, and they both look pretty happy about it. Pan is indeed part goat, so, you know.

you've got to work your way up.

From the hooves, as it were.

Out of curiosity, I Googled "statue of Pan copulating with a goat". In the images section on the front search page, three of the images are the statue. The fourth is a picture of 3 of the 4 guys from "Anchorman".

What has Anchorman got to do with...no, never mind, don't tell me.

I am definitely up for a drink and post. Going back to work today was dire. I think it made the reality of not getting awesome job sink in.

Also, bought tickets for a concert tonight and my friends who were going to go aren't, and I am definitely not up for going alone.

I'm reconsidering the wisdom of working on Thursday. I have vacation time I can use. I should use it, right? And then today would be my Monday and my Friday.

The fourth is a picture of 3 of the 4 guys from "Anchorman".

If the missing one is Paul Rudd, I have no interest. Curse his adorableness.

Take the day, shrift.