Giles ,'Selfless'
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One of them might have been licking the sheets
What.
Yeah, you need to meet my dog. He will just lick his bed, over and over and over and over and over, like it's his job and he's gunning for overtime. There's no food on it. Nothing remotely edible, even by dog standards. He just licks things. It's a boredom thing for him. If he was allowed in the bedroom and could get on the bed, I have no doubt he'd lick the sheets.
Not surprised a cat would do it, too.
Yeah, cats do that, I forget about that cause mine don't much. And drool. I haven't had a drooler in a while, but a friend had one that could soak a good corner of a pillow in her bliss. She lurved that pillow.
Mm, but there was the one day Pumpkin really liked my pool hair and went a little nuts. Forgot about that.
Noodle will lick the couch, sheets, blankets, my arms, to name a few of her favorite targets. It has decreased some as she has gotten older.
I have this theory, based on how cat pee stink feels like it will kill you, and how the poop causes birth defects, and dander can make you suffocate, and apparently now just being around them can f your mental health and cause dumbening, that cats are pretty much an advance guard softening us up for the alien invasion.
FTR, I have one curled up on my lap as I type this. I'm not saying the warmth and purring vibrations and all are a bad thing. Just that they will eventually lead to our demise as a species.
But it'll be a nice way to go. Purring, warm weights, sucking you down....
Amon had a, well, carnal relationship with one of the mink blankets on the bed. We couldn't blame him, because it was so soft and snuggly, but he was fixed, for heaven's sake. But there were the occasionaly soggy spots. Either from ecstatic drool or ecstatic, well.
I've come to terms with it.
But seriously. If you have any doubt whatsoever, it's not cat pee.
Well, that's good to know. Not that I'm thrilled to have my pillow soggy from cat drool or snot (they do both have colds), but it beats the alternative.
Connie, Amon wasn't the only one. Percy the Emo Cat has a carnal relationship with a pink snuggly blanket. And he's fixed. I just wash it and give it back, and try not to think about it.
This is why I have girl pets.