You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Dec 11, 2013 6:22:03 am PST #14315 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

msbelle, I came into work today to find random crap that doesn't belong to me on my desk, so I think the ripple has reached the midwest.


msbelle - Dec 11, 2013 6:27:20 am PST #14316 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

awesome. YOU ARE WELCOME!


Sophia Brooks - Dec 11, 2013 6:56:53 am PST #14317 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am having an annoyance at work, too. I have a semi-boss who CANNOT WAIT for anything. We have a committee member who wants to call in for a meeting. I run upstairs to check the phone number so I can give it to her-- by the time I came back down, he sent an email telling me to set up the "polycomm" (which is a weird wireless telephone thingie). I call IT and they tell me that the polycomm does not work in that room, so I email back, and say we can use the telephone.

Two hours later I get a confirmation from IT that the polycomm would be set up- from a different IT person-- so I am furious beyond all proportion because a) we don't need the poly comm, b) I look like an idiot and c) why did semi boss ask IT himself!?!?! I just told him it wouldn't work.

So I talk to IT, and I guess the one IT person is new and didn't know it didn't work, but semi-boss had called the same person I talked to and was told it didn't work.

But I don't understand and now am just unreasonably furious! WHY semi-boss-man, why?


Sophia Brooks - Dec 11, 2013 7:24:20 am PST #14318 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

And now annoying man has sent me a new agenda for the meeting that is taking place at 1:00! But he put on the wrong date and also left items off! And now I am trying to get in touch with the visually impaired person who needs to put it on his computer before the meeting so he can follow along! And make copies, even though we are paperless. Again, why!?!


Sophia Brooks - Dec 11, 2013 7:45:44 am PST #14319 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

In an attewmpt to lighten up, I am wondering if anyone has heard of this swear word substitute?

My mother (who is of English and French Canadian extraction, but grew up in a German immigrant, giving way to Italian immigrant, giving way to Black neighborhood) says something that sounds like "fah-nah-bu-lah jyootz" in place of something like "Aw, shit!" or "Oh, nuts". Does it have any meaning? A lot of her swear words are Italian American ones, because those were her friends in high school Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2013 7:48:29 am PST #14320 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Could be related to va fanculo... [link] Or maybe fanabala puttana... [link]

Sounds Italian to me, anyway.


Theodosia - Dec 11, 2013 8:16:01 am PST #14321 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

That's good detectoring, Trudy!

I can't nap, even though I want to -- my hands keep clenching up. I'm so sick of being sick.


shrift - Dec 11, 2013 8:33:02 am PST #14322 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Sophia's micromanaging semi-boss-man needs to chillax and let her do her job.

Have people seen the Santa Brand Book? [link]


Dana - Dec 11, 2013 8:54:40 am PST #14323 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Have people seen the Santa Brand Book?

Hives! I made it to the third page and it gave me hives!


shrift - Dec 11, 2013 8:59:25 am PST #14324 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Keep going! It gets funnier!

Or maybe I've just worked too long in advertising?