I woke up in the middle of my colonoscopy. Ask me how fun that was.
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Dec 04, 2013 10:37:53 am PST #13698 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
shrift - Dec 04, 2013 10:39:33 am PST #13699 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think these smelly Christmas sticks are ScentSicles, or something like it? I think I may have to ask people to get rid of them, or possibly just stay away from my desk for a couple of days. I have a banging headache and itchy eyes and an itchy throat.
le nubian - Dec 04, 2013 10:40:30 am PST #13700 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Woke up around 3 am this morning by a car alarm for a microcar in the neighborhood. It was literally the loudest car alarm I have heard in my life. Our smoke detector and the house alarm are not as loud as that fucking thing.
Why such a small car needs such a loud alarm is beyond me.
Jesse - Dec 04, 2013 10:40:39 am PST #13701 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You have to work from home through Epiphany!
I am killing time before my going-away party.
shrift - Dec 04, 2013 10:44:59 am PST #13702 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Man. What would I do now without being able to type "When is Epiphany?" or "What time is it in Beijing?" and have the Googles tells me.
flea - Dec 04, 2013 10:46:09 am PST #13703 of 30000
information libertarian
You would call the public library. Some people still do. (And we use the Googles and answer them.)
shrift - Dec 04, 2013 10:56:02 am PST #13704 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
This is true! I remember when calling a telephone number for the time was a thing people.
tommyrot - Dec 04, 2013 11:03:29 am PST #13705 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Every so often I'm googling something and I wonder how in the hell I could have gotten the info I wanted in the days before the internet.
Calli - Dec 04, 2013 11:10:03 am PST #13706 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yeah, back then bar bets meant something other than who could get to IMDB the fastest.
Amy - Dec 04, 2013 11:12:50 am PST #13707 of 30000
Because books.
I was just thinking the other day about how I used to buy Leonard Maltin's movie encyclopedia when it was on sale. I loved that thing.