Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 23, 2013 9:45:38 am PDT #106 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Why do I read that as "Carfuckus?"


msbelle - Jul 23, 2013 9:47:25 am PDT #107 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh Fergus would be an AWESOME name for the new Prince.


Dana - Jul 23, 2013 10:15:58 am PDT #108 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

A tennis tournament gave Roger Federer a cow. Because why not?

[link]


§ ita § - Jul 23, 2013 10:23:48 am PDT #109 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A couple years ago I saw a fanart of the first cow he was given that I love: [link]

It's marginally more practical than the lump (large) of Berlin wall Usain Bolt was given.


Amy - Jul 23, 2013 10:35:33 am PDT #110 of 30000
Because books.

That poor cow does not look happy about its headgear.


Ginger - Jul 23, 2013 10:36:19 am PDT #111 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

She's a good-looking Brown Swiss, though.


JZ - Jul 23, 2013 10:59:57 am PDT #112 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My dearest wish for The Little Prince, namewise, is that somewhere in the laundry list of names he'll no doubt be stuck with, some family member outs themselves as a geek and a reader by slipping in a Longbottom or a Weasley, or maybe a Prefect or Dent, somewhere in the middle.


Tom Scola - Jul 23, 2013 11:00:46 am PDT #113 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I think they should simplify things and name him Rex.


Amy - Jul 23, 2013 11:01:57 am PDT #114 of 30000
Because books.

Or Prince.


Maria - Jul 23, 2013 11:05:04 am PDT #115 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I actually know a Prince Charming. Everyone calls him PC. He refers to himself as Prince Swift these days. He's 12 or 13.