Oh Em Gee, people. Yesterday while at work I talked with the mother of one of the individuals I work with. She is on vacation in Florida, planning to return this weekend. She teased me with the 80˚ weather and said she didn't really want to return to Minnesota, given the weather we've been having. Perfectly natural to make those kinds of jokes. But after having slept on the couch at that location because I couldn't get home last night after work due to blizzard conditions, I find I want to call her up to say "Fuck you!"

So sick of winter.

I can't remember is this was posted here or not.

But the "polar vortex" hasn't been all bad ... seemingly there's a chance that it killed off something like 95% of all the stinkbugs that were overwintering.

yeah ... that all I've got ...

Meanwhile, it's warmed up, but we're on a tornado watch in the area.

The weather's nice here, too, if a little unnervingly above average, but the state's lost its damn mind for the millionth time so cannot current recvomend for Bitches. Unless we do a same-sex kiss-in on the capitol steps or something?

I was just reading about that, erika. Ai yi yi, what the hell, Country?

I think I have asked this here before, but how much should I tip the woman who shampoos my hair at the hairdressers?

Laura, I'm wishing all the best for your eldest son. May his talent eventually pull him through.

Can I have a do-over for today, please?

Absolutely! I kind of need a do-over for the last few months. Not sure if that is any more or less likely to happen.

Thanks, Laura. I went to a restaurant on my way to my hairdresser's appointment to try to get a gift card for her because I hadn't seen her at Christmas. The door was locked, and I was about to leave when I saw three guys go in. So, I got out of my car and went in the restaurant. Waited for the people in front of me to order their take-out, only to be told that the guy at the register doesn't know how to do gc's. Got lost, was very late for my appointment. Stopped to get a falafel for a late lunch (which I've been trying to do for 4 days), only to find that the restaurant closes for three hours in the afternoon. Came home to find my new to me (refurbished) kindle fire had been delivered, and I opened it up to find a long crack in the glass. I don't like today.

Argh. I don't like it for you, although my version is quite good, for once.

Ugh, that is indeed a very unlikeable day.