I've been feeling kind of absent myself lately. The thing I try to remember is that we will always be Buffistas and people will always care about us here, even if we have to take a break from time to time.

I take comfort in this. Still always reference my online friends and tell stories of the awesomeness to be found here.

And, of course, I cherish the fact that you guys indulge Birthday Attention Ho's so well (One week from today, for those playing along at home! Right between Cass & Steph - 'cuz I Can Too share the attention!)

And wow, Steph, apparently our moms were separated at birth. Who knew? You seem like you have a really healthy, mature grasp on the situation - no doubt hard-won. I hope your folks rein it in and you have a wonderful, beautiful wedding day.

eta:

Seriously, this is a great suggestion. It's a small thing, but an important gesture. We got a white boutonnière for each member of our family who attended our LA reception, and it meant a lot to them.

Seconded.

We were planning on boutonnières and corsages for family members -- I think maybe my dad doesn't know that. Or he just really wants to wear a black suit. Sometimes you just get so obsessed with an idea that you won't be happy unless you do it. I'm just going to consider myself lucky that all he wants to do is dress exactly like Tim (CREEPY SO CREEPY) and doesn't want to, I don't know, serenade me at the reception or something.

Tep's mom's comments came across to me as teasing. Not particularly funny teasing, but I don't think anyone would take them seriously.

As for bad behavior at the wedding, trust me, Tim's family will be too busy thinking things like "Oh my god, Uncle Sven is such a blowhard and he's probably boring Tep's charming brother to death," and "Please let no one ask Great Aunt Marta about her Rand Paul bumper sticker" to notice what your family is doing.

The fact that my grandmother went around my wedding telling people from both sides that we only got married because we "had to" (she wasn't getting enough attention and I guess stirring up drama by lying was how she got it) turned into a great anecdote pretty quick.

You could give him a tie for the wedding that does not match Tim's. Also, I just discovered there are "father of the bride" tie clips [link]

You could give him a tie for the wedding that does not match Tim's.

Heh. If he asks about Tim's tie, we are flat-out lying. There is no way he is getting a knot-print tie. It's creepy enough that he wants to match the man I'm marrying, but throwing a kink in-joke into the mix is not going to happen.

Also, I just discovered there are "father of the bride" tie clips [link].

That might make him happy, but then maybe not because it won't match Tim.

(I'm sorry to keep harping on it, but there is -- to me, who has to live it -- a creepy undertone to my dad wanting to dress identically to my husband. I know he's not intending a creepy thing, but IT IS. If we had a wedding party, it would be different; lots of weddings all the men, including the FOB, are in tuxes. But since we're non-traditional here, there's something vaguely Greek-play-esque about the bride's father wanting to be dressed exactly like the man the bride is about to marry.

I realize it sounds like I'm reading way too much into this, but -- no. Feelings are not wrong, and I feel creeped the fuck out by it, and I'm just trying to ignore it because if I push back too hard -- well, it doesn't matter. He already told me he's going to wear what he wants, and what he wants is a suit like Tim's.)

Tep's mom's comments came across to me as teasing. Not particularly funny teasing, but I don't think anyone would take them seriously.

See, I thought they went too far, but given that my whole family is all about the teasing, and I certainly tease friends and loved ones, I was a bit like "well damn, teasing is so not ok with y'all!" from the responses. We do also tend to joke about awful things. An sure, sometimes it can go too far (I don't think I'd say anything like Stephs mom!) but...yeah. Dunno.

Yeah, they did go too far, but I meant that anyone reading them would know that she was trying to tease and they weren't true.

Yeah, that kind of sounds like my stepdad. He's the one who always makes stupid comments to wait staff about them having to work for the tip. Sometimes sexist and racist jokes, and other stupid and crass comments, just because. But he's an angry Republican. He's been listening to Rush Limbaugh for like thirty years. It's no wonder he's in a bad mood all the time.

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Look, I understand there hasn't been as much forward motion on this project as all of us would like, but all the other deadlines have pushed it down the priority list. The "concerns" email you sent, listing the things that you thought would be done by end of this quarter? This is the first time I have ever seen that list. Which either means a)I am a complete flake and forgot about it; or b)you never sent it before. Since I just exhaustively searched my email and have found nothing like the list you sent? I'm thinking b). Of course, there's also answer c)Jilli is losing her mind.

ION, my devs just had me drink a shot of Wild Turkey. Which tastes like gasoline and despair. Ew, give me absinthe any day.

a shot of Wild Turkey. Which tastes like gasoline and despair.

You're lucky I love you, lady.

Well, actually, it works out nicely, because I don't like Fernet or absinthe, so I will take all your bourbon, and you may have all my Fernet and absinthe.