Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Jan 11, 2014 3:27:48 pm PST #8064 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok. I'll Teppy away.


Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2014 3:35:57 pm PST #8065 of 30002
brillig

So is Madame Teppilicious right out?


Scrappy - Jan 11, 2014 4:13:35 pm PST #8066 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Empress Teppalina of The Teplands?


Steph L. - Jan 11, 2014 4:14:53 pm PST #8067 of 30002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Scrappy, what a faux pas!

We're now the Central Republic of the United Teplands.


Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2014 4:17:50 pm PST #8068 of 30002
brillig

I guess that puts me in the Western Teplands.


Steph L. - Jan 11, 2014 4:31:02 pm PST #8069 of 30002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

We'll annex your provinces soon, Connie.

Very soon.


Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2014 4:32:19 pm PST #8070 of 30002
brillig

I for one welcome my new overlords.


le nubian - Jan 11, 2014 4:49:35 pm PST #8071 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So many people shorten my name that I decided I will not answer to it at all if it occurs. They yell my shortened name insistently and I say to them: "oh, my name is XXX, I didn't think you were talking to me."


Cass - Jan 11, 2014 5:14:03 pm PST #8072 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In dogs, I remember reading about ball prostheses that vets could put in the sack after ball removal, to keep things looking, um, robust. I always figured that was more for owners who wanted the image of a bad-ass, macho dog

Testicle prosthetics are ENTIRELY about the owner. And, I always suspect, those guys are personally insecure.

I decided I will not answer to it at all if it occurs. They yell my shortened name insistently and I say to them: "oh, my name is XXX, I didn't think you were talking to me."

I've done a version of this. It's hysterical.

Stopped by a local carniceria that I'd never seen and picked up many things. None of them actually meat. Some fresh chiles, sope and cotija. Which has been converted into dinner.


Shir - Jan 11, 2014 11:34:24 pm PST #8073 of 30002
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Two more ladies nicknamed me since I last posted (in email). Not sure how to respond to that in the future. I detest teh "cute".