I knew a guy who split with his fiancé (they'd been together six or seven years - I think she dumped him), met someone, and got married to her just before he'd have been married to the original fiancé.

Sometimes ya just gotta keep on schedule?

WHAT. I didn't see that when we were there! Maybe it hasn't made it to Ohio yet.

We have gluten free mac n cheese year round in New York... ::ducks & runs::

I was wandering around TJ's kind of dazed throwing stuff in my cart randomly.

This is part of their business plan.

To make up for the Mallomars?

For $14,000 I could rent a tent to cover my whole back yard. Maybe even buy one.

It's all about the Mallomars.

How are they... but.. In And Out Burger? I take it they're more than just burger flippers.

IOHootersN, the young man had fun and wants to go back next year for his birthday. At one point he rubbed his hands over his arms so I asked if he was cold. He shook his head and looked at the girls... so I asked if he thought they were cold in their tank tops and shorts. He said yeah. But I tell you what, his eyes were glued to their enormous televisions. He kept pointing at all the different games on all the different screens. And I am glad to have gone with him. The other staff on duty had the vapors over the fact that anyone ever said the words "strip club" so there's no way she could have even pretended to be cool about Hooters. Thank you all for helping me talk out the awkwardness here so I could be in top form when we went there.

Nabisco could make a shit-ton off of vegetarian Mallomars.

For $14,000 I could rent a tent to cover my whole back yard. Maybe even buy one.

For $14,000 you could get the backyard landscaped and still have money leftover to go to Vegas. I think.

But I tell you what, his eyes were glued to their enormous televisions.

I swear to you, I thought this was a euphemism. Her enormous... televisions.

I'm glad he had a good time!

I'm glad the evening went well, WS.