That's a lot of damn ducks.

I'm all ragey.

Work on top of stress issues is hard. It just is. And other people working longer hours doesn't mean it's any less stressful for you, askye. I hope tomorrow is better.

I'm still settling in to working in an office full time. Like, there are other personalities and several of them clash and I am occasionally boggled that we're all supposed to just not murderize each other.

Too many ducks.

Should surgeons be struck speechless by the visual confirmation of a patient telling them "I've had lots of surgeries"?

Well, I think people expect other people to exaggerate a lot of things. Surgeons do hundreds of surgeries. They don't often probably expect patients with dozens under their belt with all the scars to show for it.

But thinking good thoughts for the biopsy and his reaction to chemo.

I think people expect other people to exaggerate a lot of things.

It's always amusing watching new doctors get used to Hubby, who keeps up with treatment options and asks intelligent questions. But we are new to the doctor, so it's OK. And I had fun when doctor said, "We'll do the biopsy, then there will be an expensive test called a PET scan--" and I said "Which he had last week." He should be fine, though.

It's not like the time the intern many years ago tried to bamboozle us with Latin, which we promptly translated and asked what the phrase he'd thrown out had to do with anything.

I make new-to-me doctors do a hard double take when I start talking. (Because, when I go to Urgent Care for a migraine, I am generally NOT dressed professionally, probably not wearing makeup or fancy hair, and very likely not showered. All of which does impact how healthcare providers view a patient. [Which is patently NOT fair to the patient, but it happens.] And then I open my mouth and a medical dictionary falls out and they look at me TOTALLY differently. Saying "I edit for the AMA" makes them look at me like I'm a peer and not some drug-seeker.)

And then I open my mouth and a medical dictionary falls out and they look at me TOTALLY differently. Saying "I edit for the AMA" makes them look at me like I'm a peer and not some drug-seeker.)

"I edit for the AMA NOW GIVE ME ALL THE DRUGS".

You know, if you were miffed at missing out on the twofer.

"I edit for the AMA NOW GIVE ME ALL THE DRUGS".

I'm going to reserve that line for when I *really* need the good shit.

Like the behind-the-counter Sudafed.

Man I'm sorry for all the suckitude. I cannot keep up with how many shitstorms are falling on how many Buffistas. May what remains of 2013 stop fucking with us. May 2014 be about ten thousand times better for all of us.

My office is currently dealing with a ... well, it's stupid.

We have a general email address - it's plasered all over our print materials; it's intended to be the address you send emails to when you don't have an individual address. Well, our receptionist (who chose to be called "Customer Experience Specialist") left a little over a year ago and, in the interim, no one was even looking at the messages to the general email address. Tech support did something arcane with the email system, and a bunch of us ended up with access to this general email box. And its 9,600+ unopened messages.

We had a conference right about then and, since I was one of the few who had access to the messages and didn't go to the conference, I volunteered to go through them.

Spam. Lots and lots of spam. Of the messages, 70 were actual content.

So ... with this situation, an executive decision was made. Rather than inflict the general email onto the new receptionist ('scuse me - Customer Experience Specialist), ALL the emails to the general box are being forwarded to EVERYONE. So every day, every single person on staff gets bunches of the spam that comes in to the general email box. Seems there isn't a single person on staff for whom it would be appropriate to take responsibility for this email box. There have also been a few instances of several people responding to a message (OF COURSE the responses aren't consistent ... what fun would that be?).

We have a contractor who's on the all-staff email list and he was asking me why he was getting all this spam. I referred him to a higher authority - the person who made the decision.

jeepers

FINALLY figured out something good to get my sister's mother in law.

Any thoughts on a brick and mortar store where I could buy a shortbread mold?