I sometimes worry that I am so independent, if I died in my sleep, it would take too long for people to notice and come rescue Cagney.
And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
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beekaytee - Nov 13, 2013 12:28:02 pm PST #6259 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
Connie Neil - Nov 13, 2013 12:38:35 pm PST #6260 of 30002
brillig
Though Cagney might be well fed . . .
beekaytee - Nov 13, 2013 1:27:07 pm PST #6261 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
This has actually crossed my mind...and frankly, I'd prefer that to him starving...but he sleeps in a crate. He couldn't get out, or even bark out the window!
Connie Neil - Nov 13, 2013 1:45:08 pm PST #6262 of 30002
brillig
Next time you feel sickly, unlatch his crate.
EpicTangent - Nov 13, 2013 2:36:07 pm PST #6263 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Maybe some Rube Goldberg-ian contraption hooked up to your alarm clock - if it goes off for x amount of time without you turning it off, Cagney's crate gets opened (via a mousetrap, bowling ball, lit match, etc.)
Hil R. - Nov 13, 2013 2:43:40 pm PST #6264 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I hate dealing with stressed-out students. I feel really bad for them, but with one student this semester in particular, just talking to her takes so much energy, because I have to keep constantly calming myself down, because it's like her stress is contagious, and I get really stressed out just from talking to her. By the time she's done talking, I just need to go somewhere quiet and relax and breathe for a while before I can do anything productive.
Steph L. - Nov 13, 2013 3:14:00 pm PST #6265 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
maybe they need better friends than me.
I think you are, at best, looking for the word "different", but might also be looking for the modifier "in addition to" somewhere up in there. No one needs only one sort of friend, do they?
Totally this.
Hil R. - Nov 13, 2013 4:14:24 pm PST #6266 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My mom sent me donuts for my birthday. The place she sent them from, Vegan Essentials, has continued their streak of sending me a bunch of random stuff in addition to whatever they were supposed to send me. This time, it was three packages of vegan salami and one package of vegan turkey. Um. I guess sandwiches for lunch for the next few days? I think I liked it better last time, when I ordered cheese and got some chocolate coconut bars.
Steph L. - Nov 13, 2013 4:24:49 pm PST #6267 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
their streak of sending me a bunch of random stuff in addition to whatever they were supposed to send me.
I got a Groupon for a company that does boxes of gluten-free foods, a different bunch of stuff every month. They managed to send me 2 boxes, and I offered to return one, but they told me to keep it. Score! Relatedly, coconut chips are really freaking good.
JZ - Nov 13, 2013 4:42:27 pm PST #6268 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Random interruption:
Bitchy fans of coloring books please note, Dover is having a 60% off sale on selected titles through midnight; I just rescued the email from my spam folder or I would've posted it earlier!
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