You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Nov 09, 2013 6:18:33 pm PST #6204 of 30002

I always tell phlebotanists the same. You have the needle, let's work on you being calm focused and on task. I'll work on not passing out.

Hah--the "phlebotanists" typo has me giggling, imagining very serious people in scrubs trying to get blood from a plant.


erin_obscure - Nov 09, 2013 9:19:44 pm PST #6205 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I hid all the collars. Nico has either stopped hunting them or given up on getting praise from me while I'm trying to sleep. ION, Malachi gets total bonus points last night. I was desperately trying to sleep on my back (pain is +4 sleeping on right side and +3 sleeping on left side, but i've ALWAYS been a side sleeper which has made the last few months utterly miserable) so while I'm trying to savasana into sleep smaller cat climbed up onto the bed and settled against my right side with his head resting just over my liver. Purring. I'm pretty sure resting kitty purrs are equally medicinal to a castor oil compress. I actually slept on my back for 3 hours before rolling onto my side and starting the tossing and turning process. 3 hrs of good, solid, back sleep. I call that progress. Malachi got some good nip this morning.


Cass - Nov 09, 2013 9:56:51 pm PST #6206 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Good Mal!

Hah--the "phlebotanists" typo has me giggling, imagining very serious people in scrubs trying to get blood from a plant.

Phone typing is a harsh and sarcastic mistress.


Calli - Nov 10, 2013 2:15:17 am PST #6207 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Hah--the "phlebotanists" typo has me giggling, imagining very serious people in scrubs trying to get blood from a plant.

Maybe that's what we could call people who get sap for maple syrup. Also, good Mal.


WindSparrow - Nov 10, 2013 2:31:17 am PST #6208 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Malachi is an excellent cat.


Zenkitty - Nov 10, 2013 5:38:08 am PST #6209 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

erin, I don't know if this would work for the type of pain you're having, but have you tried Salonpas patches? Sometimes my back pain won't yield to anything but those.


sj - Nov 10, 2013 5:58:32 am PST #6210 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

smonster, I'm glad it was nothing serious for Bella.


Beverly - Nov 10, 2013 7:02:50 am PST #6211 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Excellent Mal! Studies have shown (Which studies? Where? By whom? IDEK) that cats purr at a level of decibels which promotes healing, and cats have also proven nearly as acute as dogs at pinpointing illness or infection in the human body. So, really? Very good Mal!

smonster, how ick--for her and for you. But I'm glad she's gotten relief and that it was nothing more serious.


Burrell - Nov 10, 2013 8:05:16 am PST #6212 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Purring is proof of a benevolent universe. Okay, maybe that's overstating it, but it's proof that God is willing to throw us a bone every now and then.


Zenkitty - Nov 10, 2013 2:05:49 pm PST #6213 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm stuck on the phone with my faux niece again. At least teenage girls are easy to have phone conversations with -- you barely have to say anything. She's almost 16. Talking about this boy she likes and how he likes this other girl who likes someone else but she's stringing him along anyway even though she knows I like him OMG I HATE THEM BOTH but they're like both my friends so I can't even say anything on Facebook and OMG.