Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Nov 08, 2013 7:55:36 am PST #6143 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't know...I saw a comic of a Louis CK bit that was pretty good.


Steph L. - Nov 08, 2013 7:56:56 am PST #6144 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What's the cutest/funniest thing you've seen on the internet lately

28 Cats Having a Worse Day Than You: [link] I could not stop laughing.


smonster - Nov 08, 2013 8:03:50 am PST #6145 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Awesome, thanks! Love the kitten who can't jump.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2013 8:07:59 am PST #6146 of 30002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Frankenbuddha, that sounds like a daunting task. Is there a friend who could come help you make decisions?

The problem is going to be getting into the stuff. If I get the furniture in first and am able to get the stuff I know I am keeping into shelves and such, then I will be able to do the culling without a problem. It's that first part that's got me concerned. I probably am overreacting, but I'm down at least a third of the space I had in the last place.

But it's mine. Mine. Mine! MINE!!! cue maniacal laughter here

Ahem. Well, and the bank's, technically.

And it's shiny (a lot of it got a complete overhaul after a sprinkler incident).


Nora Deirdre - Nov 08, 2013 8:12:34 am PST #6147 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Here you go, smonster: [link] this cracked me up this morning.


brenda m - Nov 08, 2013 8:15:05 am PST #6148 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

sarameg should appreciate that.


meara - Nov 08, 2013 9:03:19 am PST #6149 of 30002

Ugh. A friend of mine moved to Oregon a couple months ago, and a few weeks ago we were chatting and she was all "yes, I want to come up to Seattle, but also I have friends meeting me in Portland (this weekend) and I would love you to meet them, you should come down!" and then when I checked in with her earlier this week was all "I don't know if we'll stay in Portland or we might come up to Seattle?" and i was like "cool either way just let me know", and now, when I'm texting to go "which is it y'all?" she's suddenly "oh, we're going to Mount Hood today and tomorrow to Eugene, but maybe you could meet us in Portland on Sunday afternoon?" Um, no. GRRR. I thought I had a fun exciting weekend in Portland on the books, and now I have none. BOOOOO.


erikaj - Nov 08, 2013 9:27:25 am PST #6150 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Man, I'm really starting to trip about this wisdom tooth thing(And having to go in on Sunday morning like I'm a gutshot mobster and the vet's gonna take the bullet out cause he's...a friend of ours...TOTALLY NOT HELPING.) I know it's routine and I've been stalling for ages, but still? This is one place where I'd gladly be special and hangout on the sidelines.


erikaj - Nov 08, 2013 9:34:46 am PST #6151 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

I mean, I've absolutely had hack doctors before, but this time I'll be unconscious, practically. And it's not helpful to tell a control freak like me "You won't feel a thing." What if the drugs make me sick? What if they are the sensation I've been waiting for all my life? What if my mother does actually crawl up my ass? And my dad is paying, so I'm sure the excitement won't be over when the teeth are gone...OMG, KMN.


Burrell - Nov 08, 2013 9:35:28 am PST #6152 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I won't lie, erika, getting your wisdom teeth out isn't fun, but the seriously unfun parts are short lived. Plus there's usually ice cream.