Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Nov 04, 2013 9:06:09 am PST #5989 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

I unlearned two spaces as soon as I learned that one space was all that was needed.


billytea - Nov 04, 2013 9:25:38 am PST #5990 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It is a hard habit to break.

As recorded in the Chicago Manual of Style. "Being without two / Takes a lot of getting used to..."


Zenkitty - Nov 04, 2013 9:34:52 am PST #5991 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I remove double spaces from every manuscript automatically, before I even start editing it.

Yeah, we actually did get the occasional manuscript (and by "manuscript," I mean Word doc) with a line break at the end of every line (not sentence). As if it were typed on a typewriter. And when we asked the author to reformat it and remove the extra line breaks, they replied "I do not understand what you mean by 'extra line breaks'."

Yep. That's happened to me more than once. These are Ph.D.'s, people. We have a program that removes extra line breaks. I don't know how it works. It may just be a small tired person in a dimly-lit room.

When I see CMOS, I think complementary metal-oxide semiconductor. If that doesn't make sense in context, then I remember it's Chicago Manual of Style.


Dana - Nov 04, 2013 9:35:32 am PST #5992 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Please, PhDs are the worst.


Zenkitty - Nov 04, 2013 9:36:16 am PST #5993 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Please, PhDs are the worst.

What is up with that? They're supposed to be smart.


Dana - Nov 04, 2013 9:39:09 am PST #5994 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So smart that they can't think about things like deadlines, writing, consistency, or any kind of common courtesy to people who aren't their direct colleagues.

(Yes, there are people who don't meet this description. There are plenty more who do.)


Steph L. - Nov 04, 2013 9:40:16 am PST #5995 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I remove double spaces from every manuscript automatically, before I even start editing it.

I had a magical macro I ran that changed all manner of things that authors automatically did. I was so damn proud of that macro.

Yep. That's happened to me more than once. These are Ph.D.'s, people. We have a program that removes extra line breaks. I don't know how it works. It may just be a small tired person in a dimly-lit room.

Yeah, we never figured out that one. The best we could hope for was that they put 2 line breaks between paragraphs, which would let us remove single instances of line breaks and still retain the breaks between paragraphs.

I *really* need to start my job, man. I'm talking about my old job all wistfully! (I get the contract to sign this week.) And I'm realizing that working from home means I need a new pair of slippers and more yoga pants, much to Tim's chagrin.

Please, PhDs are the worst.

What is up with that? They're supposed to be smart.

Jesus, we hated getting manuscripts from PhDs. I know people with PhDs who are excellent writers and respect deadlines. But they weren't the ones who submitted papers to us. SO BAD. SO SO BAD.


sj - Nov 04, 2013 9:40:51 am PST #5996 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love my double spaces.

waves Hi! I haven't felt very social lately, but I have been reading along. Hugs, ~ma, and yays! for all who needs them.


le nubian - Nov 04, 2013 9:47:16 am PST #5997 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I can't explain the behavior of PhDs except to say some of us get in our own rut and don't change our habits at all ever.


§ ita § - Nov 04, 2013 10:07:34 am PST #5998 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister is a PhD and a teacher of a specialty that requires a lot of writing (I think she also teaches a writing course), so she's pretty clear on which side of any given formatting divide she falls.

I need to provide the best and simplest input to any given piece of software--that's where I fall. So I outline and style manically, I *don't* do two returns between paragraphs, instead styling that extra space in, etc.