I think I've taken dating fail to a whole new level by getting stood up on Halloween.
What do we think are the chances of doing those anti-gay "therapies" backwards and MAKING me dig ladies? I'm always much more popular in girltown.
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2013 4:55:59 pm PDT #5913 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Burrell - Oct 31, 2013 5:13:39 pm PDT #5914 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I can hear the kids but they are all walking past my house, despite the multiple jack o'lanterns and the porch light being on. Oh well. Their loss.
Cass - Oct 31, 2013 5:17:16 pm PDT #5915 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I worried about earlier groups skipping my house. Now it's fine because I am running out of candy. And the totally adorable tiny ones are almost done.
erin_obscure - Oct 31, 2013 5:18:03 pm PDT #5916 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
That poor Hello Kitty who can't have candy...I'm about ready to cry for her. She should come over here, i'm handing out snack packs of pretzels shaped like airplanes. No one seems to have realized yet that they didn't get candy. One of my friends has a kid with a severe peanut allergy. She has to confiscate the entire stash and separate out what of his haul he can actually keep and it's usually very very small. I went with pretzels and plain m&ms this year so as not accidentally deprive and peanut allergic kids. Then realized that in Portland more kids are probably gluten-free than peanut-free. Oh well, they can trade the pretzels away at lunch or something.
Burrell - Oct 31, 2013 5:18:21 pm PDT #5917 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yeah, it's all about the tinys. The teens that come by around 9 pm aren't as much fun.
erin_obscure - Oct 31, 2013 5:19:26 pm PDT #5918 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
It's 7:20 here. The family I was waiting for has come and gone, I'm getting ready to leave the rest of the bowl on the front porch and go over to a coworker's house for adult beverages, pizza, and scary movies.
Burrell - Oct 31, 2013 5:19:48 pm PDT #5919 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Then realized that in Portland more kids are probably gluten-free than peanut-free.
I find that line hilarious.
Cass - Oct 31, 2013 5:19:54 pm PDT #5920 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Whoa, I got schooled. Girl appeared to be a cat. I complimented her. "I'm a dog." So I replied, "Excellent dog."
Get down with your self-identifying bad self, tiny girl.
Vortex - Oct 31, 2013 5:25:44 pm PDT #5921 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I think I tried going there a few months ago, and they closed the doors at 5:55 in my face. I've been nursing a pointless grudge since then...
Not pointless. But, then I'm quite petty.
Pix - Oct 31, 2013 5:29:58 pm PDT #5922 of 30002
The status is NOT quo.
Get down with your self-identifying bad self, tiny girl.Cass, that’s hilarious.
Trudy, I’m sorry to hear you got stood up. That sucks, especially on Halloween.
I’ve had about 30 so far. That’s slow for my neighborhood, but it’s only 7:30.