Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Oct 14, 2013 8:31:45 am PDT #5500 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Honestly, Maria. Wtf.


Maria - Oct 14, 2013 8:39:34 am PDT #5501 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I know. I'm speechless.


Laura - Oct 14, 2013 8:41:07 am PDT #5502 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Good God Maria! Incredible. The sooner you have all this behind you the better.


le nubian - Oct 14, 2013 9:30:59 am PDT #5503 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

good grief, Maria.


Atropa - Oct 14, 2013 9:45:32 am PDT #5504 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Good lord, Maria. I'm sorry they're troubling you.


Maria - Oct 14, 2013 9:48:08 am PDT #5505 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Every time I think it's over, something crops up from his past. And it makes me angry all over again at him.


WindSparrow - Oct 14, 2013 10:18:55 am PDT #5506 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I am not quite able to out together a coherent thought, Maria. Needless to say, I am glad you will be completely shut of whomever this is, soon.


Zenkitty - Oct 14, 2013 11:25:56 am PDT #5507 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The nerve of them, Maria. That's unbelievable. Good on you for telling them what to do with it.


sj - Oct 14, 2013 2:48:05 pm PDT #5508 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Maria, that's awful. I'm glad you're not giving in to them.

We're headed home from mom's. Meanwhile, it sounds like she and stepdad are having a wonderful time in Italy.


Ginger - Oct 14, 2013 3:06:47 pm PDT #5509 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The answer they deserve, Maria, is "I'm sorry, but you've mistaken me for someone who gives a shit."

I've had a week and two days of radiation to my hips, and the common side effect of completely screwing the gastrointestinal system hit me Thursday. (One result: clogged toilet.) I think the alien baby is about to emerge, and I'm looking forward to it. Also, if there's an uptick in global warming, blame me.

ION, I've come to the conclusion that Mousehunt was a documentary.