Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - May 22, 2013 6:15:43 am PDT #388 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Oh, Laura, what a disappointment. I'm so sorry!


Burrell - May 22, 2013 6:51:12 am PDT #389 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Laura, I'm sorry.


Laura - May 22, 2013 7:13:12 am PDT #390 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Ok, in some sort of minor miracle the couple is still interested in the boat. The A/C failed, the generator failed, and the port engine failed, but they are still interested if it can be fixed quickly. Like maybe the electrical got loose with pulling it out and back into the water on the fork lift or something. The couple flew down with the intention of taking the thing up the intracoastal and navigating all the way to Rhode Island! DH is on his way to the marina to see if he and the mechanic can get it right, quickly. Oh please, please, please.


Dana - May 22, 2013 7:16:14 am PDT #391 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh, man, fingers triple crossed, Laura.


le nubian - May 22, 2013 7:27:39 am PDT #392 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Yeah Laura! I was thinking that it might be more fixable that now appears. Let's hope.


lisah - May 22, 2013 7:38:07 am PDT #393 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

Everything crossed for you, Laura!


sj - May 22, 2013 7:49:51 am PDT #394 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Laura, keeping all my fingers crossed for you. Come on RIers, give my home state a good name.

First world problem: At the last minute I decided to go to my cousin's wedding. It's in less than two weeks, and I have nothing to wear!


SuziQ - May 22, 2013 7:57:02 am PDT #395 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Everything I can cross is crossed for you, Laura. I look pretty silly, but for a buffisa in need...


Laura - May 22, 2013 8:09:47 am PDT #396 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

The generator and A/C were easy fix, they believe the engine is ok too, they are on their way out again.

The retired couple ended up being an old dude with a very young and bitchy wife. I mean she barely said hello when introduced and I thought she was pouty miserable, then the broker, the mechanic, the mechanic's wife, and my husband all commented on what a bitch she was. Complaining about every little thing. Um, the boat is 7 years old lady. You are paying less than a third of the new price tag. No, we are not taking any more off.

I appreciate the crossed appendages. Oh please do not fail me now boat! They made the offer and paid the deposit originally from RI and had a well paid surveyor do the inspection before they flew down. My fervent wish is that this is the 10th boat they have looked at and Dude really wants to have it back to RI for the summer.


Sean K - May 22, 2013 8:19:46 am PDT #397 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ugh. Late night/early morning puke sessions. Never eating at that restaurant again.