Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


le nubian - Aug 21, 2013 3:04:19 pm PDT #3568 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

brenda,

forgive me for asking this, but is your sister goddess sized by chance? There have been studies that doctors mistreat larger patients routinely. It is fucking ridiculous.


Amy - Aug 21, 2013 3:15:57 pm PDT #3569 of 30002
Because books.

Good god, Jilli. A curse upon her.

And holy cow, TWO of them is like a curse has been cast upon me.

It's twice the pain!

Have you tried frozen peas? In the bag, I mean. It can help.


Steph L. - Aug 21, 2013 3:22:25 pm PDT #3570 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Have you tried frozen peas? In the bag, I mean. It can help.

I didn't even think about that. I was trying a warm washcloth, but something frozen didn't even occur to me. Duh.


Strix - Aug 21, 2013 3:24:40 pm PDT #3571 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have had to resort to ice bags on the cho-cha for an infected cyst (cleaned it myself: slow, but the pain was controllable, but hello, AWKWARD mirror and lamp placement!)

If there's itching/burning, alternate ice bags with cold, wet tea bags -- I had two staph infections on my crotch, buttocks and upper legs this spring. Took till the second one for them to diagnose it properly. Trust me, the itching was worse than poison ivy: before I got the Rx cream, I was seriously thinking a garden rake to the hoo-ha was the only way to go.


Steph L. - Aug 21, 2013 3:26:09 pm PDT #3572 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

hello, AWKWARD mirror and lamp placement!

Ahahaha, you just described my morning!


sj - Aug 21, 2013 3:26:58 pm PDT #3573 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, feel better.

Jilli, tons of job~ma. It sounds like getting away from your current manager is for the best.

G was both exhausted and didn't want to go to bed, but he is there anyway. I grabbed a cookbook from the library, so I'll have something to look at while I wait for H to come home.


Hil R. - Aug 21, 2013 3:34:42 pm PDT #3574 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Just need to get this out somewhere, because someone is driving me nuts on facebook: There are these things called facts. There are also things called primary sources, which can verify facts. If all the primary sources directly contradict the thing that you heard, then the most likely explanation is that the thing that you heard is wrong. And being 80 years old does not make you a better authority than me on something that happened 100 years ago, especially if this is a thing that I have researched extensively.


Connie Neil - Aug 21, 2013 3:40:21 pm PDT #3575 of 30002
brillig

God bless my fat doctor with the triple chins, I've never been scolded for my weight. He's given me pointed looks about my weight, but I just give them back to him, and we move on.

Unfortunately, he seems to be losing weight.


DebetEsse - Aug 21, 2013 3:43:25 pm PDT #3576 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I don't understand why "Ellis Island" is obviously synonymous with "when he came to New York."


brenda m - Aug 21, 2013 3:51:57 pm PDT #3577 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

forgive me for asking this, but is your sister goddess sized by chance? There have been studies that doctors mistreat larger patients routinely. It is fucking ridiculous.

Bingo.