You so can do this, askye - you are a Buffista and naturally would be happy earning $$$ at a library . Lead with verbal and written comprehension and finish up with all the professional panache retail experience provides. You go, girl.
Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Katerina Bee - May 02, 2017 3:40:25 pm PDT #29947 of 30002
Herding cats for fun
Vortex - May 02, 2017 7:29:29 pm PDT #29948 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
askye, you will be a kickass library assistant. If you want me to look over your resume or cover letter, I will be happy to do so. If not me, I'm sure that plenty of Buffistas would love to help.
WindSparrow - May 02, 2017 7:38:57 pm PDT #29949 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Good luck getting the resume and cover letter done, askye. I'm sure that you would rock the library.
beth b - May 02, 2017 8:49:26 pm PDT #29950 of 30002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
dooo ettt doo eeetttt doit!
serioulsly I think it would be a good fit
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Zenkitty - May 03, 2017 10:48:06 am PDT #29951 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm dying to relate this, please to forgive. So last night I had a long saga of a dream, in which I was Mal Reynolds' daughter (clearly an AU because he was now "Nathan" Reynolds). Teenage me met him and Wash on a planet where they were doing A Thing and they were both dressed smartly in the height of fashion for men at that place: Darling little dresses and flats and cunning little hats. They both obviously felt ridiculous but were manfully pulling off The Look, and were exasperated with Teenage Me for giggling at them. But really, Wash's little white pointelle dress and white-and-emerald square-toed shoes were simply divine. Conclusion: Wash/my subconscious is a better fashion designer than I am. Conclusion 2: Cap'n Reynolds is a great father, if often absent, and he is proud of me.
tl;dr I have surprisingly inappropriate feelings for Captain Reynolds.
Laura - May 03, 2017 11:29:49 am PDT #29952 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
My only question is, why did you wake up?
Connie Neil - May 03, 2017 11:33:10 am PDT #29953 of 30002
brillig
It's a matter of air flow.
DavidS - May 03, 2017 12:44:09 pm PDT #29954 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's a great dream. Probably needs to be written up and distributed and then built into an AU fanfic franchise.
Katerina Bee - May 03, 2017 3:22:09 pm PDT #29955 of 30002
Herding cats for fun
Best...dream...ever!
DebetEsse - May 03, 2017 8:17:44 pm PDT #29956 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Yes, that would get a thousand likes on Ao3.
I have passed the "decide everything is awful and you want to burn it" stage and into the "stare at it until your brain stops processing any information at all" stage of designing Save the Date postcards.