I have a crush on my postman. He's adorable. Is it wrong to ask him out?
oh my god who am i?
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Zenkitty - Jan 06, 2017 7:50:51 am PST #28610 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Connie Neil - Jan 06, 2017 7:53:00 am PST #28611 of 30002
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Is it wrong to ask him out?
If he's involved with someone else, yes. Also, if he's a secret serial killer, focus on the UPS driver instead.
Calli - Jan 06, 2017 7:54:58 am PST #28612 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
The one postman I knew off the clock, as it were, was a total sweetheart. So, if you'd like to extrapolate from my data point of one, go for it.
Zenkitty - Jan 06, 2017 7:58:07 am PST #28613 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I don't know if he's involved. Recon is needed. The UPS guy is def. married.
oh my god
meara - Jan 06, 2017 8:01:27 am PST #28614 of 30002
Zen the problem is you can't quit getting mail if he says no! Awkward. Though I guess you could just stop answering the door and let him leave mail in your box or something?
Zenkitty - Jan 06, 2017 8:17:12 am PST #28615 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
meara, I know! He always brings mail that doesn't fit in the mailbox up to my door, that's how I've ended up chatting with him. I could just stop meeting him at the door if it gets awkward, I suppose.
Laura - Jan 06, 2017 8:43:22 am PST #28616 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
So, we should send you things that don't fit in the mailbox? Dimensions please... Make him cookies, don't use wax paper.
Zenkitty - Jan 06, 2017 8:54:04 am PST #28617 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Standard mailbox size... "oh wow, I'm getting so many biiiig boxes...! Good thing you're here, handsome redheaded mailman!"
Today I found out he lives in Richmond, which is about an hour away. Not ideal, but not a dealbreaker. I also discovered his regular day off is Thursday. I could just happen to be going to Richmond on a Thursday, to peruse antique shops, like I do. I'm sure there are coffee shops in Richmond. Right? I could say, I'll be in Richmond antiquing on Thursday, do you know a good place to get lunch?
smonster - Jan 06, 2017 9:25:44 am PST #28618 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sounds like an excellent plan, Zen.
My mantra for the foreseeable future is to focus on being effective, rather than right. This unfortunately will require writing a very conciliatory letter to my roommate to try and convince him that I am not, in fact, his mortal enemy and that mediation would be preferable to ten months of silent hostility.
EpicTangent - Jan 06, 2017 9:34:00 am PST #28619 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Zen, is it wrong that I'm enjoying this new saga of you and Mailman, given how you got to partake of my Comic Book Store Guy ramblings when you were here? Hope not. (Fingers crossed for you, BTW).
My mantra for the foreseeable future is to focus on being effective, rather than right.
Very mature, smonster. Not sure I could do it. (Fingers crossed you're better at being a grownup than me).