It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2016 8:26:51 am PST #28450 of 30002
Our wings are not tired

We are having a peaceful Christmas out in the ocean. I haven't heard from anyone in my family in months now.


SuziQ - Dec 25, 2016 5:50:43 pm PST #28451 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hive mind, I need your help with gift ideas for a 12 year old girl. She doesn't live near me and I want to get her something more than a book (my normal go to).


Anne W. - Dec 26, 2016 3:40:25 am PST #28452 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

What about a nice coloring book and set of colored pencils? Or a small assemblage of art supplies?


Calli - Dec 26, 2016 10:00:02 am PST #28453 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My sister just went to the emergency room. Nothing serious~ma would be appreciated, please.


amyth - Dec 26, 2016 10:02:58 am PST #28454 of 30002
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh no, Calli! Lots of ~ma for your sister.


Strix - Dec 26, 2016 10:46:05 am PST #28455 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Calli, I hope your sister is OK.

12 y.o. girl...awesome knee socks, iTunes/Google Play gift cards, Hamilton soundtrack or tee, a pretty necklace, Fresh tinted lip balm, cute winter hat/scarf, gloves that are touch-screen friendly...


WindSparrow - Dec 26, 2016 3:12:20 pm PST #28456 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

~ma for your sister, Calli.


Laura - Dec 26, 2016 3:14:09 pm PST #28457 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Nothing~serious~ma for your sister, Calli.


Calli - Dec 26, 2016 3:24:11 pm PST #28458 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thanks, y'all. The ~ma is strong! It was totally an innocuous thing that just looked much scarier. The hospital has released my sister minus a few vials of blood.


Laura - Dec 26, 2016 4:11:53 pm PST #28459 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Excellent. Thanks for the update.