Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Aug 05, 2013 10:36:26 am PDT #2735 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That's so annoying, Maria! Waiting is the hardest part, sex Tom Petty, and he's so right.

You WILL get it. Are you boxing tonight? Hit some stuff!


meara - Aug 05, 2013 11:06:13 am PDT #2736 of 30002

Waiting is the hardest part, sex Tom Petty, and he's so right.

I read this as some sort of order "Maria, go sex Tom Petty". Oh my.


Maria - Aug 05, 2013 11:10:25 am PDT #2737 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Strix, I am going to hit some stuff. Ditching Zumba and Core tonight for the boxing. I need to, and I will be imagining a certain person's face on the bag.

It's just frustrating. They've given me no indication that I'm not going to get it, but I have a feeling the background check took longer than they thought.

meara, I had to read it twice too. And "oh my" is not strong enough for that....


WindSparrow - Aug 05, 2013 11:19:13 am PDT #2738 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I feel strongly that if we as a group are going to encourage Maria to sex someone, it should be someone prettier than Tom Petty.


Maria - Aug 05, 2013 11:32:18 am PDT #2739 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Andi, I love you. That is all.


WindSparrow - Aug 05, 2013 11:35:18 am PDT #2740 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I am chuckling. Perhaps it is an evil chuckle. Perhaps it is the maniacal chuckle of the sleep-deprived. But I am chuckling and it is good.


WindSparrow - Aug 05, 2013 11:36:35 am PDT #2741 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Also I may or may not be thinking of nominating Richard Armitage as being pretty enough. Opinions?


Maria - Aug 05, 2013 11:37:09 am PDT #2742 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Ok, just got an email from new boss, asking me if I have time to talk tonight. I responded back that of course I have time to talk tonight, and also asked if there was an issue. His response? "No issue. We just need to get down to business!"

So send me the damned offer letter! Grr.


Maria - Aug 05, 2013 11:38:25 am PDT #2743 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Andi, you just hit everything I look for. Well done, my dear, well done. Guh.


Polter-Cow - Aug 05, 2013 11:41:50 am PDT #2744 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So send me the damned offer letter! Grr.

It's likely out of his hands at this point, but you may want to bring up that fact tonight so he can see what the hold-up is.