Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Sep 21, 2016 3:53:38 pm PDT #26461 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm currently here at the hospital, watching over a small boy who's suddenly two tonsils lighter. I get to stay with him overnight, and sleep in a comfy chair. (That's what your health insurance gets you in Australia, comfy chairs.) Biyi, meanwhile, has legged it back home for a nap. Ryan's sleeping it off, so of course they choose right now to mow the lawn outside his window. Not that Ryan seems fussed. Mostly he's testing whether his snoring can beat out a lawnmower. (Answer: yes.)


WindSparrow - Sep 21, 2016 4:09:05 pm PDT #26462 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Snore, Ryan. Snore over the lawn mowers. Snore to wake the dead. Snore so your dad can snooze without having to watch the rise and fall of your chest to reassure himself that you are breathing regularly. And also heal up quickly.

I knew I blanked on something. Scrappy, that job sounds intriguing. I hope it works out for you.

Zenkitty, you ARE a supercompetant miracleworker. Plus you are taking steps to care for yourself.


Steph L. - Sep 21, 2016 6:37:31 pm PDT #26463 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

This is, for real, a post on my neighborhood's Netxdoor board:

"Hello eclectic and lovely northside neighborhood people. I am in need of socks... Not any ole socks... Only ones that are AMAZING and you simply can NOT wear them anymore. Perhaps they have too big a hole and you don't know how to darn. Perhaps the washer or dryer ate one of them and you just have a lone really awesome sock that you could not figure out a way to part from until now. If this resonates in you please put your sock in my sock box. I will leave a box outside of my little white house on the corner of [street] and [street] if you find yourself around here. Put the sock in the box. Please and thank you!"

I swear I am not making this up.


Hil R. - Sep 21, 2016 6:49:54 pm PDT #26464 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I spent a while today chatting with my new coworker and his wife, and his wife and I geeked out over various TV shows and stuff, and they might come with me to the Comic Expo one of the days this weekend, so that could be fun.


SuziQ - Sep 21, 2016 6:52:20 pm PDT #26465 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I want to know what will happen with the awesome socks.


WindSparrow - Sep 21, 2016 6:52:24 pm PDT #26466 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That does sound fun, Hil.

Steph, I love that people in your neighborhood are not shy about that kind of thing.


Steph L. - Sep 21, 2016 7:08:04 pm PDT #26467 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I wish the person had said what would happen with the awesome socks. Tim works a block away from the person who requested the socks, and when I read the post to him, he disappeared in the office (where his bureau is) and emerged with 2 mismatched wool socks. He may be the first donor.


Hil R. - Sep 21, 2016 7:12:35 pm PDT #26468 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My first guess was that the socks would become a quilt.


SuziQ - Sep 21, 2016 7:15:54 pm PDT #26469 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Or a bunch of awesomely clothed free house elves.


Zenkitty - Sep 21, 2016 8:14:04 pm PDT #26470 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thank you, WS! I needed that.

I also wish to know what will become of the socks.