So in today's WTF news -- I used to hang out at this pub a lot when I lived in the next town over and had a group of regular buds there, one of whom included an older (60s), very dignified and dapper gentleman. He had a girlfriend (now wife), and we had a good friendship. I hadn't been to the pub in a while, and the owner is now opening another branch of the pub downtown near my house. In a fit of nostalgia, I send the guy a text saying Hey, did you hear about the new spot, I'm going to go on Friday (which is when I always bumped into him at the old place). He responds "I have a confession -- I've always found you attractive both physically and intellectually, and I wonder why you're reaching out to me" This is odd, but I give the benefit of the doubt and say "thinking about the old crew, reaching out for nostalgia's sake". His response "not what I was expecting". So, of course I say "what were you expecting". His response "possibly I've always found you attractive as well."
Seriously? WTF dude? You're married. You were not single when I met you. There was never a chance. REALLY?