And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jul 31, 2013 7:34:21 am PDT #2465 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I grew up in the country, where almost everyone hunted deer (lots of poor people; deer went in the deep freezer and was a food source.) Almost everyone had a gun, and kids went deer and rabbit hunting at a pretty young age, but gun etiquette was par for the course.

We had a couple of rifles and a squirrel gun. We were taught gun safety, and never, ever allowed to touch a gun unless we were receiving lessons. I only ever shot a .22 a couple of times at tin cans. We owned no handguns.

This was the 70's, and the guns were unloaded at all times in the house, kept on a gun rack, and the ammo was NOT anywhere we would reach it.

I have no problems with properly stored guns to whom the owners have been taught gun safety, ACCURATE shooting, and who teach any children very specific gun etiquette. In the city, unless you live in a truly crime-ridden area, I see no need for people to own guns. In rural areas, hunting can mean the difference between eating and not eating.

Assault rifles and things of that ilk...I DO have a problem with. Unless freakin' BEARS invade your home regularly and you have a constant Sharknado insurgency in your hood.

The problem I see with guns is that too many stupid people own them, don't store them properly and see them as the solution to most problems. And most people are shit shots.


WindSparrow - Jul 31, 2013 7:39:29 am PDT #2466 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Congratulations, Maria!


Fred Pete - Jul 31, 2013 7:41:07 am PDT #2467 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Congrats, Maria!


JZ - Jul 31, 2013 7:55:54 am PDT #2468 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Suzi, it's probably way too late to plan anything, but if you happen to be anywhere in my work neighborhood at any point today, I would love to meet up for a quick coffee break.


EpicTangent - Jul 31, 2013 7:56:44 am PDT #2469 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Saw Maria's good news, so thought I'd do a quick driveby before going back to the old grindstone.

So, YAY Maria! Congrats!

Jobma to TCG and Steph and Consuela, oh and Amy while I'm at it (yes, you're employed, but would love to see you somewhere that doesn't make you so uncomfortable).

Andi, the outfit you described sounds ideal for the function in question. And like smonster suggested, maybe you could find some pretty sandals that wouldn't break the budget. Oh, or ballerina flats maybe? A nice treat in celebration of your now-acknowledged awesomeness?

Pix, sorry your day was so rough. Thank you for your pains on behalf of the pooch. Hope you have a lovely, non-exhausting time at your reunion.

Shir, congrats on your newly naked teeth! And that's all I can remember, so hugs all 'round, *mwah*

disappears back into the grey...


Zenkitty - Jul 31, 2013 7:57:23 am PDT #2470 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Congratulations, Maria! So glad you're free of that toxic environment in the old place.

I am half asleep and have no more coherent thoughts. I have got to start getting to bed earlier.


WindSparrow - Jul 31, 2013 8:08:07 am PDT #2471 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Andi, the outfit you described sounds ideal for the function in question. And like smonster suggested, maybe you could find some pretty sandals that wouldn't break the budget. Oh, or ballerina flats maybe? A nice treat in celebration of your now-acknowledged awesomeness?

That is a sensible suggestion for most people but the trouble and pain I have over fit and the need for arch support in order to take more than five steps means that chances are better than average that I can't manage attractive AND workable for less than three digits if at all. Crocs actually has a number of styles of shoes that are NOT the infamous Crocs shoes, but the pretty ones HURT me.


Connie Neil - Jul 31, 2013 8:17:25 am PDT #2472 of 30002
brillig

Yay, Maria!

Assault rifles and things of that ilk...I DO have a problem with. Unless freakin' BEARS invade your home regularly and you have a constant Sharknado insurgency in your hood.

The problem I see with guns is that too many stupid people own them, don't store them properly and see them as the solution to most problems. And most people are shit shots.

Wrod wrod Wordy McWrodson


erikaj - Jul 31, 2013 8:30:25 am PDT #2473 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Totally. And everybody thinks they'd be Raylan Givens in a crisis. I wish, but in real life, his life would be hearings and getting virtually bitch-slapped by David Simon anyway, and Raylan is a trained firearms instructor.(If you haven't, check out Simon's blog,"The Audacity of Despair"...this month it has covered such disparate topics as Stand Your Ground, Cronuts, and "Stalin's dead cock")


erikaj - Jul 31, 2013 8:31:48 am PDT #2474 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

I wish everyone wanted to be Raylan Givens when he helped Loretta...that really would be a better world.