The trick to that is she loves my iPhone. So in every pick what she's really saying is "gimme that phone it looks nummy!"
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - May 11, 2016 5:42:16 am PDT #24579 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Calli - May 11, 2016 6:29:19 am PDT #24580 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
And it sparked all kinds of discussion about using it as such, including whether it would poison anyone trying to do so:
Oh, I saw that. In one thread, someone mentioned the whole thing where CU++ in a damp, salty, acidic environment will kill beneficial internal flora, leading to all kinds of unfortunate results.
The science side of tumblr. Always there for us.
smonster - May 11, 2016 6:29:46 am PDT #24581 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Every picture you post, she looks like "I LOVE EVERYTHING! This onesie! This book! My shoes! My parents! EVERYTHING!"
Totally.
So this morning I am super ragey for no reason. I guess my hormones are just a few days ahead of schedule. Which means I need to be careful about my neck and shoulders.
I'm just really bummed, because I thought the combo of new job and new AD was kicking in and that my anxiety was going to be at a much lower level. It sucks to realize that nope, just another weird blip in brain chemistry.
Toddson - May 11, 2016 6:30:13 am PDT #24582 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Science and sex. That and cat videos and you pretty much sum up the internet.
Steph L. - May 11, 2016 7:33:37 am PDT #24583 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You guys, I miss my kitty so much. The pets are the only ones who keep me company all day long, so her absence is really striking.
It feels a little ridiculous to be so sad about the kitty when we've lost so many actual humans already in 2016, but, you know, my brain does what it does.
brenda m - May 11, 2016 7:39:59 am PDT #24584 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Not silly. She was a constant presence, and now a constant absence. I'm so sorry you've lost her.
sj - May 11, 2016 7:49:49 am PDT #24585 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Not silly at all. I'm sorry.
I managed to clean up the house and shower while ltc napped. Now I have an hour to watch The Flash until the in-laws arrive.
Scrappy - May 11, 2016 8:05:48 am PDT #24586 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Guys, my set in my comedy class last night went really well. The teacher told me I sounded like a pro and then a bunch people in the class high-fived me! This is good, because we do our live showcase on May 22nd.
sj - May 11, 2016 8:12:01 am PDT #24587 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yay, Scrappy. That's awesome. I wish I could be there to see it.
DavidS - May 11, 2016 8:21:33 am PDT #24588 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So cool, Scrappy! That's great.