Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Feb 19, 2016 12:57:51 pm PST #23332 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

bonny, fair enough. I work in SW, but I doubt the agency would approve of 6 cats moving into my office for any period of time.

Heh. Perhaps not, Fred.

If you know of anyone who wants to start a thriving, hit the ground running pet care business, please send them our way. There is a link at www dot savinggraceservices dot com for potential franchisees. I really, REALLY want to get the SW office going. As you know, that area is booming with pet friendly buildings. We had one fellow nearly set up, but his life changed suddenly and he dropped out. We are ready to GO!


JZ - Feb 19, 2016 2:02:52 pm PST #23333 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Last week we sent a special present from Matilda to her cousin in Portland, a little fairy house Matilda had built for her at the Dickens Fair (it took a while to figure out how to pack it safely; it's a fragile little thing). It arrived today, and her cousin immediately dictated the following thank-you note to her mom:

Thank you Matilda because I love you and thank you for the fairy house.

I wanted to say that I like that the fairy house door opens for pretend. It is really pretty. I will keep it until I am dead.

From,
Amelia Rose
I love you!

Because I love you, because I love you. I will keep you until you're broken and dead, Matilda.

[to which her mom appended a note apologizing for that but saying Amelia had been adamant about including it]

It's both horrible and adorable. Horrordorable!


askye - Feb 19, 2016 2:09:39 pm PST #23334 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

It sounds like a very Addams family letter.


DavidS - Feb 19, 2016 2:31:47 pm PST #23335 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's both horrible and adorable. Horrordorable!

It really is both.


Burrell - Feb 19, 2016 3:30:07 pm PST #23336 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I don't even see the horrible there. Doesn't everyone want to know that they will be loved even when they are broken and dead? I want to be loved right up until my last miserable, probably pititful, breath.

Mind you, I don't want to be loved *to* death and I don't want love to break me. Very important clarification.


Atropa - Feb 19, 2016 3:49:30 pm PST #23337 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I don't really see the horrible, either. But super adorable!


Hil R. - Feb 19, 2016 3:55:16 pm PST #23338 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My neighbors are listening to music very loudly. I'm trying to watch a movie.

Pain sucks. Doctors who don't fill prescriptions on time suck. Laws that say I have to get a paper prescription every month suck. Advil is doing pretty much nothing except tearing up my stomach lining. I need to last until Monday like this.


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2016 4:45:41 pm PST #23339 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

{{Hil}}

American companies don't respect their workers anymore. Especially in the service industry. My BFF got promoted to Assistant Manager, a well deserved and overdue promotion. It's been more than two months. Her employer has still not entered her promotion officially into the records, so she isn't getting the pay she's supposed to be getting, and when they finally do, it won't be retroactive to the date she was promoted. And because she isn't in the computer as assistant manager, she can't do the produce ordering or employee write-ups she's supposed to do; everything she does has to be done under her manager's login, so he gets the credit for her work. It's absolutely infuriating.


Burrell - Feb 19, 2016 6:36:34 pm PST #23340 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

How is that not illegal?


Calli - Feb 20, 2016 4:14:11 am PST #23341 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm so sorry about the medication hassle, Hil.

And that sucks for your BFF, Zen. We really need better worker protection.