It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Dec 04, 2015 10:43:13 am PST #22557 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

thanks for all you did for Ginger, Zenkitty. And Ginger, I hope when you get a chance to read this, you are not too terribly bored out of your skull at being out of contact... or worse, so sick and miserable that you can't get here.

Lots of love to all and sundry.


Burrell - Dec 04, 2015 11:59:54 am PST #22558 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ltc apparently loves the swing we inherited from one of Mom's friends as long as I am not in the room when she is put in it. She has happily fallen asleep in it for both Mom and TCG, but when I put her in it the other day she screamed and screamed until I took her out.

swing is clearly a distant second to your arms, sj


SailAweigh - Dec 04, 2015 12:16:31 pm PST #22559 of 30002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

My kids loved the swing, too. Especially when I put it in front of the fish tank. My youngest, though, would never fall asleep in it. Car rides were the only thing that would put him to sleep.

I don't go in Natter, enough; I didn't realize Ginger was in rehab. Please send my well wishes along to her, Zen, if you are in contact.

Laura, I hit my 10,000 steps! And I have an hour left at work. Still have to go put the conference room back to rights. Sigh.


sj - Dec 04, 2015 1:21:17 pm PST #22560 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Fever is 103.5. At urgent care now.


Calli - Dec 04, 2015 1:29:29 pm PST #22561 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yikes! I hope they get your temp down quickly, sj.


sj - Dec 04, 2015 2:08:00 pm PST #22562 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My fever went down to 99 after the Tylenol. The doctor says I'm a little dehydrated and my oxygen levels were a little low. He wants me to stay hydrated and rest.


SuziQ - Dec 04, 2015 3:24:37 pm PST #22563 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Good advice, sj. Take care of yourself. I'm glad it was an easy "fix".


Hil R. - Dec 04, 2015 3:47:15 pm PST #22564 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Classes are over for the semester! Still have final exams on Monday, and then grading. My plan for this weekend is cleaning my apartment. The goal is clean enough than I feel comfortable inviting people over. Then, possibly, I will invite people over. Or maybe not, because I am a hermit. But I might overcome my hermit-like tendencies.


askye - Dec 05, 2015 12:38:44 pm PST #22565 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

So I'm done at Grandma E and Aunt Jane's . My aunt has gone off for a holiday parade obligation.

Grandma E def8had dementia and she's looping. Once she gets unstuck she can kind of have a conversation. But she's said about 7 times now how football has changed when she started watching there weren't any blacks just Polacks (her words) and now there aren't any white people playing.

The best response had been "things have changed"

But she also keeps asking if I'm settling in Brevard or if I'll move to Florida.

And complimenting the car.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 05, 2015 3:22:27 pm PST #22566 of 30002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh dear. I hope this is just precautionary for Ginger. Health-ma going south as best I can.

Also, hope you are feeling better SJ.