The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Oct 02, 2015 6:53:51 pm PDT #21913 of 30002
The status is NOT quo.

THAT IS AN AMAZING PICTURE. Holy crap, Tep! You have a hawt hubby. Not that you didn’t know that, but seriously.


Steph L. - Oct 02, 2015 7:00:55 pm PDT #21914 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Tim has an amazing funhouse of a brain. And several years ago, at a pool party, he pulled a rake and green U-Haul pallet wrap out of his car, took the rake part off the handle, and then attached the rake to his feet with the pallet wrap and called himself a mermaid.

(Reader, I married him.)

This has only escalated in the years since. We have friends who have a pool party 2-3 times during the summer, and, knowing this, Tim could plan ahead to make his mer-tail faster, better, stronger. The one in the picture is from last year, and that was version 4.

Just now, I had to ask him what it was made of, because I honestly had no idea. It's basically electrical tape, but 8-inch wide electrical tape from an industrial electrical contractor. The fin was made of more of the tape, but shaped with plastic strips that held litho plates onto a printer. (This was all scrap that came into his work. He believes very strongly in reduce, reuse, recycle, even when it comes to swimming pool shenanigans.)

So this is last year's pool party. The host has an underwater camera, and the rest is history.


Steph L. - Oct 02, 2015 7:04:09 pm PDT #21915 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You have a hawt hubby. Not that you didn’t know that, but seriously.

He is mighty fine indeed, whether merman or human.


Burrell - Oct 02, 2015 7:56:19 pm PDT #21916 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I remember that pic. It's so great! Plus it makes me happy to see how happy he makes you.


smonster - Oct 02, 2015 8:10:23 pm PDT #21917 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

So hot. And the reuse factor makes it even better! Go Tim.


Calli - Oct 03, 2015 2:20:13 am PDT #21918 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Wow! Tim makes an awesome merman!


Laura - Oct 03, 2015 4:37:04 am PDT #21919 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

That is an amazing picture! Go merman Tim!

I'm socked in by weather at the VA/NC border trying to get back to FL. Looks like I am heading west and going down 75 making it a 3 day trip instead of 2 day. Oh well. Will do what I have to do to avoid driving in weather or through flooded areas. Have to wait a couple hours to see if this thing moves. Yuck.


Laga - Oct 03, 2015 1:50:10 pm PDT #21920 of 30002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

. *wave* Hi Bitches!


Laura - Oct 03, 2015 3:53:05 pm PDT #21921 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Hi Laga!

Quiet day in Bitches while I drove through the weather stuff. At SC/GA border settled into hotel for the night. After a good dinner and wine!


Laga - Oct 04, 2015 2:36:21 am PDT #21922 of 30002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

at first I read that as SCA border and thought you were about to get your medieval armor on.