This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sue - Aug 26, 2015 11:48:58 am PDT #21348 of 30002
hip deep in pie

There is a blood test for H. pylori. And I also think they will send a scope down into your gut for a more accurate biopsy.


Dana - Aug 26, 2015 11:54:40 am PDT #21349 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The scope showed nothing wrong.


Burrell - Aug 26, 2015 12:22:23 pm PDT #21350 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think my doc's expertise is in women's health not gastro issues, but her name is Sharon Orrange.


Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2015 12:24:59 pm PDT #21351 of 30002
brillig

The scope showed nothing wrong.

Yay!


Dana - Aug 26, 2015 12:51:34 pm PDT #21352 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Thanks, Burrell, I'll pass it on.


WindSparrow - Aug 26, 2015 5:17:02 pm PDT #21353 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

No monsters, Beverly!


erikaj - Aug 26, 2015 6:11:20 pm PDT #21354 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Look, I know people are more than their jobs, and I know that from an economic standpoint I'm not, like, "Catch!1" but I'm not wrong for not paying further attention to a dude with a. a poorly-written profile and 2. a job writing reverse mortgages, right? (sorry to involve y'all, but my mother's so over dating the only advice she has is that it's not worth it. Which I get, but *she* not *we* got divorced, right? Someday, I want someone in my life That Way) I'm sorry, but I think that's a scam and since he doesn't look like Neal Caffrey? Gross. I think OkCupid has washed its algorhythm of me.


WindSparrow - Aug 26, 2015 6:19:01 pm PDT #21355 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

You had me at "poorly-written profile". I know there are scads of amazing, worthy people out there whose strengths and skills lie in other areas than written communication, but add that to the scam-work? Warning bells, erika. I'm hearing them as well.


WindSparrow - Aug 26, 2015 6:21:38 pm PDT #21356 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I feel this person's core values are far from similar to yours.


billytea - Aug 27, 2015 2:13:33 am PDT #21357 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ryan is exploring his talents in entertainment. Last week he was lying on the couch, when suddenly we see his leg poke up from behind the couch back.

"Good evening everybody, and welcome to another episode of the Foot Show!" [waggles his foot] "Tonight we have some very special guests, including --" [bends his leg] "Black Knee! And..." [rolls up his pyjama pants] "Naked Knee!"

There may have been more, but I was laughing too hard to hear it.

Now tonight, we had him dancing around the living room, trying out his Sister Sledge.

"We. Are. Family!" [Grins at his Daddy] "...Even though you're fatter than me!"

Kind of catchy. I can only imagine that when Ryan undertakes his desert spirit quest, he will be informed, "Cheekiness is your gift."