I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.

Tara ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Jun 11, 2015 12:06:20 pm PDT #19856 of 30002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

(I didn't write it)


Hil R. - Jun 11, 2015 12:09:11 pm PDT #19857 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, that's the link that I'd posted in response to when she asked on Facebook, but she got the notification for my reply but couldn't see the actual reply, so she called me. Because it was apparently that important.


DavidS - Jun 11, 2015 12:16:55 pm PDT #19858 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(I didn't write it)

Bravo rescinded!


Hil R. - Jun 11, 2015 12:17:01 pm PDT #19859 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just did the most ridiculous bill-paying ever. I've got 14 parking tickets to pay, each for $5. (The fact that they're just $5 is the reason why I'm kind of lazy about feeding the meter -- it costs 50 cents to park for the whole day, and they only check the meters once or twice a week, and if you haven't paid on a day they check, then it's a $5 ticket. There are lots of days when those odds seem good enough to sleep late.) I don't have any stamps. So, I figure I can use the online bill payment thing from my bank, where I can enter the information and they print out the check and mail it. (I have no idea why this is free, but it is.) So I start trying to do it with one check for the whole sum, with the ticket numbers in the memo field, but the memo field will only accept 34 characters. So, I try it one at a time. The first one goes through, but the second one gives me an error, because you can't send two checks for the same amount to the same place on the same day. The most tickets numbers I can fit in the memo field of one check is 4. So I've got checks for $5, $10, $15, and $20 going out one day, and then another $20 the next day.


Burrell - Jun 11, 2015 12:17:50 pm PDT #19860 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Okay but what's with the apostrophe?


Burrell - Jun 11, 2015 12:24:28 pm PDT #19861 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I've got 14 parking tickets to pay, each for $5. (The fact that they're just $5 is the reason why I'm kind of lazy about feeding the meter -- it costs 50 cents to park for the whole day, and they only check the meters once or twice a week, and if you haven't paid on a day they check, then it's a $5 ticket.

My California born-and-bred soul finds this even more baffling than a housing market where homes cost $150,000. What's the point of making it metered parking if you can park all day, and tickets don't earn the municipality any money? It's like parking is for the benefit of the residents or some crazy shit like that.


Hil R. - Jun 11, 2015 12:27:53 pm PDT #19862 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What's the point of making it metered parking if you can park all day, and tickets don't earn the municipality any money?

I have no idea. Downtown, and for about a block or two out in each direction, you're supposedly limited to two hours, and then the next block or two after that is the system that the meters on my block have -- no time limit, and 25 cents gets you five hours.


Burrell - Jun 11, 2015 12:35:54 pm PDT #19863 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

And yet not free? That's the confusing part.


billytea - Jun 11, 2015 12:57:19 pm PDT #19864 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Nando's is absolutely everywhere in Melbourne. It is my favorite fast food chain, and has been since before I moved to the States, way back in 2001. (It's the perinaise dipping sauce that does it.)


brenda m - Jun 11, 2015 1:07:54 pm PDT #19865 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I just found out (okay, I just noticed) that there's one on my way home from work! Will have to check it out, since I only know of it from the whole cheeky nandos thing. Which I only kind of get.