And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jul 10, 2013 1:10:51 am PDT #1730 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I woke up at 4. I hate you, 4 a.m.


Laura - Jul 10, 2013 1:37:36 am PDT #1731 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I am not so fond of the 4am either. I can remember when I liked the 4am back centuries ago when it was the getting home time. Now not so much. Now 4am is the not enough time left to have a chance of getting any decent sleep for the night time.


Steph L. - Jul 10, 2013 5:23:58 am PDT #1732 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"What would you say if I wanted the phosphate thing to be...a date?"

Right on!

It won't be awkward or embarrassing in the least, I assure you and will only enhance the intimacy of the "date."

Throwing things and yelling at the person who shows up to harass you while on a date is guaranteed to bring two people closer together.


DavidS - Jul 10, 2013 5:24:58 am PDT #1733 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Laura, I just sent you a de-stressing distraction on FB.

Phosphate Girl and Polter-Cow! They fight...ennui!


Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2013 5:40:23 am PDT #1734 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

So that happened.

Shiny, indeed!

Why is an ice cream float called a phosphate? That sounds like a chemical. Maybe fertilizer.


sj - Jul 10, 2013 5:46:41 am PDT #1735 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, P-C!


Steph L. - Jul 10, 2013 5:53:32 am PDT #1736 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm not doing well today at all.

I just needed to say that to someone who wouldn't tell me to get over it. So please don't.


Polter-Cow - Jul 10, 2013 5:54:18 am PDT #1737 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Why is an ice cream float called a phosphate? That sounds like a chemical. Maybe fertilizer.

The phosphate is the soda. You can make any phosphate a float.

I just needed to say that to someone who wouldn't tell me to get over it. So please don't.

This was me yesterday. I watched Orphan Black and that helped. For you, I prescribe some time alone in an empty room hurling epithets at the ceiling.


sj - Jul 10, 2013 6:00:46 am PDT #1738 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, I'm sorry. You have every right to not be doing well today, and anyone who tells you to just get over it is an ass. I will however repeat that you are awesome, and any future employer will be lucky to have you.


WindSparrow - Jul 10, 2013 6:14:23 am PDT #1739 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Teppy, you are in a situation that sucks. It is perfectly natural to not be doing all that well at least some of the time. I'm sorry it is so rough for you, though.