No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Feb 12, 2015 2:19:40 pm PST #17030 of 30002
Herding cats for fun

Battle Creek Roller Ride the pony and massage your thighs, lady.


Katerina Bee - Feb 12, 2015 2:25:32 pm PST #17031 of 30002
Herding cats for fun

Hummingbird Twins Taken 24 hours ago. They’re bigger today, I can see it.

Snoring hummingbird!!!! Awesome. Did you know the UC Berkeley science lot went and proved that hummingbird make a chirp sound with their wings when they pull out of a high dive. Apparently it's a territory thing.


Zenkitty - Feb 12, 2015 2:29:13 pm PST #17032 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yay, hummingbird twins!

Battle Creek Roller Ride the pony and massage your thighs, lady.

I remember that thing! I think you really should just sit on it, though. I don't recall anyone trying to ride it astride like a pony. That can't be comfortable.

The problem with losing fat by pressure, is it doesn't last; you have to keep doing it or the fat fills back in (usually). Also you're not building up any muscle. I can't believe I'm discussing this thing seriously. Oh, well, I was seriously discussing the merits of Jupiter Ascendant last night, I guess I can discuss anything.


Katerina Bee - Feb 12, 2015 2:39:46 pm PST #17033 of 30002
Herding cats for fun

It's one of those hilarious vintage ads for a fairly useless product. Saw a Battle Creek Roller at a thrift and they thought it was to hang quilts on because of all the wood. If they noticed the power cord I wonder what they made of that?


Hil R. - Feb 12, 2015 3:15:39 pm PST #17034 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

But I live in dread of him developing a middle ear infection.

I got those several times a year when I was a kid. I think that, under current guidelines, they'd put ear tubes in a kid getting them that often, but back then, they just kept giving me antibiotics. The pink bubble gum flavored amoxicillin.


askye - Feb 12, 2015 4:29:10 pm PST #17035 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

Zen thanks for the advice i'll get Afrin and see if it helps.


DavidS - Feb 12, 2015 6:01:14 pm PST #17036 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But I've seen the actual machines, so they did exist.

Yeah, I got to use one at the Air Force gym when I was a little kid. Didn't do much for my skinny little 8 y.o. body.


smonster - Feb 12, 2015 6:34:11 pm PST #17037 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Bruises! My record was 42 at once, playing rugby. I get mini bruises on my forearms if I play volleyball. Most dramatic bruise I ever had was an entire ass cheek; my friend tackles me into the corner of a wall while fight/flirting. Then there was the time in high school when I had a bruise for months because I kept getting nailed right at the edge of my shinguard playing indoor soccer. It eventually pooled at my ankle, eww.


sarameg - Feb 12, 2015 6:38:37 pm PST #17038 of 30002

I can still feel my dent in the upper thigh from the dhow. In 2001, Mozambique.It looked like a Virgin Mary icon when the bruise came up, 4 days later.


Liese S. - Feb 12, 2015 10:24:04 pm PST #17039 of 30002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I bruise if you blink at me. So that should be great if I ever do study krav.

Man, one of the side effects of spending summers fundraising by working with privileged white teens is that my fb feed is a never ending parade of engagement and wedding photos as the "kids" cycle through their life stages. I keep thinking, man are you still posting more wedding photos, but no, totally different couple. I'm just losing track because it never ever ends.